[RUBBISH] Brad Potts

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www..../brad-potts-apologises-pne-after-20882879.amp

 

Fits the model

 

That's a typical Tuesday night in Preston. Nothing to be seen here.

 

...and they post a photo in the article of him straining to have a poo on the pitch during a game ?? Oh the shame of it....

 

Happens to the best of us Brad, don't be down in the dumps.

 

Anyone got one of those scat, err I mean stat charts?

 

What kind of car was it?

 

No charts but plenty of videos available.

 

After clearing his bowels so throughly he probably fits into Duxbury’s “young and hungry” cohort.

 

I'd imagine Burnley will be in for him then.

 

I suspect his heatmap looked pretty similar to Eric Dier's vs Chelsea last season:

 

Dumper truck ?
Perhaps he mistook it for a SEAT ?

 

Should have used the Potty

 

Andre Gray would've missed the windscreen, shat on his expensive trainers and slipped over on his own urine.

 

Would be **** signing this

 

Pity, sort of player in other times Steve Harrison could have worked wonders with.