Bargain Hunt

Can we add that to the disco.....

 

Ohhh! Yippee! I have all three!

 

Ah yes "touch my boom"

 

The wfcfcbh disco SETLIST 1 (updated) ......

I have the the first 5 tracks for the setlist. Listen while watching the babes, or join in ..........

 

The wfcfcbh disco SETLIST 2 (updated) ......

Only 5 media links per post allowed so here are the next 5 in the setlist

Remember, listen while watching the babes, or join in ..........

 

Even when Richard Dalek has his plunger firmly pointing down, he still gives it maximum effort during the Auction, even when it's just him and 2 screens.

 

Yup, done.

 

He's a big of a Debbie downer at the valuation table, but it does make for great at TV when items outperform his dismal forecasts.

 

It's another never repeated before episode, this time with the lovely Steph.

Mount up. Snigger.

Sarky get the old inhabitants of Lesbos.

They probe an old box. Ha.

Steph in her Pornstar librarian glasses.

You can see where it's been mounted once.

Blue student likes a chest.

Box of tools. One thinks he's an expert. He is not.

Steph fondling candlesticks.

Sarky on-form

 

== "Steph in her Pornstar librarian glasses."
And, I am being told, "a 1970s vintage box pleat skirt".

Am not sure about that sign.
But Steph likes the birch. And who are we to deny her that pleaure?

Am waiting for someone to try an off-colour remark about the bedroom challenge

 

Bargain Beswick.

Sideways saddle. Lots of bouncing up and down as women became riders with no underwear.

The girls on the land serves the nation's need. Indeed.

Is that rider knickerless?

Sarky’s Mum was called Iris.

 

Bodes well for the final kick, if the skirt is retained.

 

Feature lady mentions women riding horses sans-culottes

I sense a picture opportunity...

 

Snap. LOL.

 

It was guaranteed we wouldn't pass over that one

 

Steph is open to spooning.

"But not any old spoon," she warns.
She prefers 'em young.

Love that vase. And the other one too.

Steph likes nicknacks.
Hers look brilliant in that blue top.

 

Is that Dealer a former Blue team contestant?

Bes-Wick.

Big spend woe?

Terrible Auction.

Lovely clock. OK!!!!! LOL.

Steph in a quick release outfit.

Steph Spoon fondle.

 

Mark!!
Proper Frankie Howerd mugging.

Ooh, 1931 clock, vg: can't go wrong there

 

well done steph!
Those blue boys were rather sweet.
Well brought up too, so will likely be thanking Steph enthusiastically back in her trailer

 

Terrible Auction. Big spend woe confirmed.

Experts do the business with their Bonus Buys.

Disappointing Steph final kick at the back.

Good entertainment though.

 

v enjoyable. and Steph so vivacious at auction.

 

I do like my Nik Naks, Nice 'N Spicy



Nice bit of cupping and gripping while fondling that candlestick too.

 

BBC approved preamble:
Southwell 14
Series 61
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0015yrw
Charlie Ross heads to Nottinghamshire, where experts Steph Connell and Mark Stacey lend their expertise to the red and blue teams as they go head-to-head. Charlie also learns about the history of riding side-saddle. It's a tale of fashion, social decency and danger.

The Translation:
Posh t1t Charlie Ross is back in Southwell/Southall racecourse tying himself in Notts. Untangling him today are Sarky Marky Stacey, the Pansymeister, slurry somnambulist and the lovely Steph Connell, the Cumbrian Crackajack, flying the flag for the great state educated unwashed. The Auction is with crumpled James Lewis, somewhere in Derbys, who looks like he's spent the night slumped next to the bins while being ravaged by Cyder Woman. PROFIT WARNING: Internet only bidding.

The Staff:
[Gaffer] Charl-eh Ross, the gurning omnifool
[Red Team Expert] Sarky Marky Stacey, the sleazy, slurry somnambulist
[Blue Team Expert] Stephanie Connell, the Cockermouth Cumbrian
[Auctioneer] Crumpled James Lewis next to some bins in Derbyshire, the Hammering Hobo modelling the Mick George collection.
[Auction Location] Bamfords, Derbyshire
[Miserlin Rating] Unlisted

Sarky Rubbing A Huge Brown Coq

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The Teams:
[Red Team] Retired Female Teacher partners, who found love on a hockey pitch
(Challenge: Find in the bedroom)
[Blue Team] Male Loughborough Student numpties, look like an Inspiral Carpets tribute band
(Challenge: Find in the sitting room)

The Shopping:
Reds: Swiss Valcera vase (34) awwww oh, Wooden Valet stand (34 Challenge) got a chance, Hadley Worcestershire Iris vase (75) ouch.
Blues: Pair of Beswick bird pin dishes (10 Challenge) fine, Enamel coach sign (119) ouch, Pine boat chest (69) top money.

The Distraction:
Charl-eh also learns about the history of riding side-saddle. It's a tale of fashion, social decency and danger. Confused fool Charl-eh trots up to the Museum of the Hoarse in Tuxford. He's very excited to learn about the history of riding side-saddle. Just so long as it's not him riding uphill bareback! His boarding school experience would come in handy. Ladies didn't ride astride or wear underwear in the olden days, so mounted cowgirl or reverse cowgirl was not an option.

Indeed, Girls do serve the Nation's Needs!!!

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The Auction:
Reds: Swiss Valcera vase (19 loss), Wooden Valet stand (14 loss), Hadley Worcestershire Iris vase (30 loss). Anti-GG confirmed.
Sarky’s BB is a 1931 Art Deco Smith’s Silver Mantel clock (60), 40-60 has a chance, 70. A tenner profit.

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Blues: Pair of Beswick bird pin dishes (Evens stevens), Enamel coach sign (9 loss), Pine boat chest (44 loss).
Steph’s BB is an 1827 Silver serving spoon (75), 50-70 loves it, 85. A tenner profit. Good work.

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The Aftermath:
The Fool T1tting around. Covid recovery outside Aniques Fair, good job the weather was fine. Talking of fine, we had the lovely Steph with Pornstar Librarian glasses, tight top, and breezy skirt, and a fine-form Sarky, at his ribald retorting best. A team of middle-aged female opposition batters and male second year Loughborough University students. Crumpled Lewis Auction. Online only. Is anyone out there? Evidently not, it was appalling. Sarky's Reds won their Anti-Golden Gavel, with losses on the vase, Valet stand, and a big loss on their big spend James Hadley vase. Their only profit was with Mark's excellent Art Deco Mantel clock which made a tenner. They end 53 notes down. Steph and her Blues suffered a similar fate. Wiped their arses on their very generously discounted Bes-Wick bird dishes, the Dealer was a former Blue Team contestant, handy, just falling short with their big spend coach sign, and then falling well short with the boat blanket box. Not much in it between the 2 teams, can Steph clinch victory with her BB, a massive Georgian silver serving spoon for 75 notes? A big risk? Big reward though, as 2 bidders battle it out, and a tenner is made. Blues end down by 43 quid but do seize victory. An enjoyable, first-time repeated episode, originally broadcast in early April 2022, which made it like viewing the episode for the first time.

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The Hi-Kick:
Outdoor Covid diagonal kick on uneven grass. Generally, everyone hits par with decent coordination. Poor Steph though, heels on grass isn't the best for king kicks, probably explains why she produced more of a quick flick. A good episode today. Yes, YES!!!

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Sunday, part 2...
Seller just broke an unwritten rule, loudly crowing she'd have gone to £13. Poor form. I hope she drops that extra quid down a drain.

Kate finds fab deco compact. One of the best we have seen. But pricey

Oi. Yesterday, BH told us we had to pronounce the w in Beswick. But Kate just ignored this! Yellow card.

"I really love you guys but I won't knock off a quid," smirks smug seller.
Cow.

I had that artillery model! Great thing.

Gentlemen of the jury, what are your views on Redbird, once she removed the spex?

Beautiful BB justly rewarded.

 

Ha! Poetic justice on the glass! The lads should go back to The Cow and taunt her.

 

I would..

 

Is Trilly talking about a new Dr Who assistant?



Like that Radio. Weeks empties his load over it.



The Fat, Dumpy Manager, think Allardyce, is really in awe of Kate. What do you think Kate? Oh, I’ve also learned something today etc.



Tim Team Talk Time. He orders his team to die for the Wokesfuhrerland.



Whistle devalued after Johnny has slobbered all over it. If Trills had blown it then the price might have doubled.

The other Centre Manager for the Blues, Ali, is much more generous.

Andy Stowe’s Old Place Auction. ZIEG!!!!!!!!



Blue’s on first not good.

Nervous laughs are emanating.

Terrible Auction despite his enthusiasm.

Dizzie in the Audience without make-up.



Anti-GG confirmed.

A Porter badge for a bottle. Blue Bloke has had a brain implosion.

A Grand Slam of loss.

The items weren’t that bad.

Blues -100

Misplaced confidence from Bald Headed Reffy.

Finally a profit on the bookmark.

Art Deco Bookends for 29. Surely a Truly profit.

Jeez a loss of 1.

Reds -71

7 losses out of 8. Awful.

Another Fatty Distraction Person/Blob.

Isambard University Brunel, engineer of concrete

SS Great Britain. Wasn’t that a book?

The new UK version of Deliverance.



New Red Bird is not bad. Lovely lips. Cough.

Younger Blue Bloke looks like he’s spent the last week watching Telly non-stop without sleep.

Ali, the manager, amuses with her retort to the Blue’s other.

Bowels LOL, it’s Bowls you dork.



Silver medal for Bowels. LOL.

Tim reverts to Colin mode. In my experience I’ve sold these before.

Trills compact alert.

A naive repair aka p1ss-poor.

1 note for the damaged boxed magnifying glass. Bargain of Bargains, even the Bristol Auction can’t fail. Or can it?

Weeks going a bit overboard with the bonding.

Milk measures, they purposefully didn’t refer to them as Milk Jugs

Reds first.

Profit straight away, and another, and the compact, nope, loss, GG slips down the sink hole.

Trilly Gold Locket Sunburst. 29. Should be OK.

Ooooo squeals the Red Bird with delight.



Goes for 75. Red Bird orgasms again. Lovely dirty giggle from her too.

Reds +49

Blues next.

Oh dear Dutch start and a loss. The 1 note magnifier. 14 note profit.

Cardboard sign. Loss.

Wokesfuhrer BB. Brass Fly Vesta. Seen these before. It’s actually an ash try. 1 quid spent. Panzerpants has done well. Makes 14.

Blues -4

Weird Auction, 5 out of 8 profits. Not as bad as the disaster before.

Not a fan of double episodes and these newer ones are far too rushed.

Decent kick from the Red Bird promising much in the bedroom gymnastics event later.

 

TBF, liked Red Bird with and without specs.

 

Has he ever looked more NSBHP? Well done, Tim; sehr gut.

 

"SS Great Britain. Wasn’t that a book? "

 

Back to Sep and Oct 2023 for today's archives brains trust discussion ..........

PART1:
Reg:
The Fool chewing the scenery again.

The Tool, Trilly, and Treepants.

Oh dear. 35 pound price then Blue biddy offers 36. Doh.

Tightarse manager, 80-120 valuation, so she does it for 119. Oooooo so generous.

Pye Transistor Radio, Treepants ejaculates.

Another generous 1 pound discount.

8. pound discount. Woo woo.

I'm sure a Thunderer whistle has been on before.

The other centre manager gives a good discount on the radio. Tim explodes in ecstasy.

Cider riots. Any city centre at booting out time.

Roman Goddess, Ahhhhhh, says Charl-eh as he fills his trousers.

Flat-roofed Andy Stowe.

Oh dear, Treepants Denbigh Dud.

Moog:
Too much spent. Crappy auction. My crystal ball says losses all round.

Thunderer whistles are ten a penny. Mass produced and mass retained. Worth less than a quid a pop I imagine.

I'd pay 35 to put my oil and vinegar in that tbf.

OT78:
That was brilliant and stylish. Paid too much obvs but the sale price was a steal.
I'd have paid double for that groovy Pye radio too.

Moog:
Knew that Jabert (sp?) Pin needed to be under 40 quid.

Ghastly art deco book ends. Yuk. 29 quid. Could go either way. Blissy is usually good with her BB though.

Reg:
Nice Trilly bookends. Snigger.

Yorkshire 1 note loss on the bookends. Unlucky.

Blue Bloke making some weird noises.

Not looking good for Weeks.

Is Doris Hare in the Audience a waxwork?

Porter badge, is it a drinks label? LOL

Treepants well and truly rinsed.

Moog:
Awful jug. Will lose loads.

Goes for 8. F*ck.

Omg even the radio loses!

The crappy copper box that they massively overspent on.

60 loss.

Think the porter badge is a good BB.

Auctioneer disagrees

Auctioneer knows his miserly patrons well.

OT78:
"I'm trying my best!" he yelped at one point, poor sod

Reg:
He was really trying to extract every last shekel.

OT78:

You've just been expelled from the Labour Party.

Reg:
I'll have to cancel myself as punishment.

Teide1:
I think today’s edition was a repeat
I think today’s edition was a repeat

Reg:
Nope, Brand Spanking New Series 66 episode.

However, certain Auction Houses do seem to be on an endless repeating nightmare, like the classic Dead Of Night. "Just Room For One Inside Sir".

OT78:
Top referencing! And spot on.

Lordy, what a great film that was.
Portmanteaus hardly ever get made anymore, I guess.

Reg:
I absolutely love Portmanteau horrors, from Dead of Night, through the Amicus films to the recent Ghost Stories and the V.H.S. franchise

Andy Stowe's usual George A Romero Day Of The Dead Audience. Mum Doris Hare, Joe Swift, Roy Keane, Alf Garnet, Fish-Face, and Sinbad the Scouser.



OT78:
Weeks looked a right fool today.
Although not as dense as the Allardycian Bluebloke, who read 'Porter' as 'Port' .

Moog:
I thought he was referring to the dark beer.

Reg:
Or Porter beer which wouldn't have a shiny decanter label on it either, the pint of wine fool.

PART2:
Reg:
The Fool, Trilly and Treepants.

Nice Red Bird.

She gets a big gun to play with.

Feisty Centre Manager.

Let's pull him out here says Trilly.

Camera WARNING.

Trilly gets confused between hexagonal and octagonal.

1 pound Challenge item. Brilliant. LOL.

78 notes for a Cardboard Sign. Really.

Ah, it's London Underground. Someone will want that.

Red Bird's got a nice giggle.

Whale ahoy. Charl-eh gets his harpoon ready for the Distraction expert.

Clive:
78 pound!!!

70 quid loss incoming I reckon..

Is that photo of brunel - with him leaning back and puffing a cigar in his top hat - the only one on record?

They always always use that one.

Moog:
It's one of a series of 13 pictures taken by those chains with a cheroot. Given the era, there probably aren't many more of him.

Reg:
Same Auction as Friday.

Tumbleweed audience again. Internet saving them.

Trilly sticks to her comfort zone for her BB.

Hello audience has woken up on Trilly's BB.

14 notes profit on the 1 GBP item.

Brass Fly Vesta has been on before.

A pound!!. Bargain.

Decent kick too.

Clive:
Loving the Auctioneer's frontal hair tuft. Really draws the eye.

OT78:

Great hammerman, tbf. Nice demeanour, good sense of humour.

Reg:
That East Bristol Zombie Extra Audience Again. I don't think they've moved for weeks on end. They must have been dusted for cobwebs.



Moog:
Weeks has bought one of those crappy brass flies before.

Reg:
I think it was in York. They passed it off as a Vesta before. Italian I believe.

Wow Weeks has bought these twice before.

York
Series 49-52 (Extended Versions)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0019n4j

Bought for 17. Weeks again



Also,

Wadebridge 2
Series 54
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0008l2s

Bought for 20 sold for 22. Weeks buys again.



Moog:
He has a box of them in his car boot.

OT78:
I bet fellow auctioneer the goggle-eyed trangressor has a carboot full of flies too...for very different reasons, mind.

Reg:
Ooooof. LOL

Clive:
Nice tight kick and all in unison, if not achieving spectacular heights.

Happy enough with that.

Moog:
That's all you can ask for at this level at the end of the day.

OT78:
chortle.
BH MOTDspeak.
more please!

Reg:
Willkommen to the SS Great Britain. For you the profits are now over.



OT78:
tbf, Charlie's head does fit the bill there. Looks like one of those mid-60s Mossad-caught residents of Bogota or La Paz.
NSBHPtastic

Two £1 items in one show?
This is BH, not fckng Poundland!

Moog:
Could be a new challenge for any skinflint auction episodes. Find an utter piece of tat that even a scottish/Yorkshire skinflint will want for a fiver

Reg:
...... which can't be drunk, injected, hoovered up the nose or rammed up the back passage.

Moog:
That last one is difficult. Will be interesting to see how Tash tests the bar for disqualification.

OT78:
Feature was interesting.
Huge 1840s transatlantic ship, presented by one of the whales it caught.

Loved the toy artillery. Had one of those in 70s. Went through huge piles of matchsticks, iirc. As did subsequent smoking habit.

Reg:
We're in such exalted company.



Who wants to tuck into my muffin is an offer that can't be refused!



Anything take your fancy?

 

BBC approved preamble:
Leominster 8 and 9
Series 62-64 (Extended Versions)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0026pq5
Charlie Ross sets sail for Bristol to tour the first great ocean liner, now a floating museum, while the teams head for the auction. It’s full steam ahead for a nautical episode from Bristol, the birthplace and now home of the SS Great Britain. Presenter Charlie Ross enjoys a journey of discovery above and below deck. Things are just as shipshape over in Leominster, where two teams of reds and blues are bargain hunting at an antiques centre, with their experts Kate Bliss and Tim Weeks.

Full episodes here:
BBC approved preamble:
Leominster 8
Series 66
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001qxbj
Today’s show kicks off in Leominster, and at half-time, Charlie Ross visits a cider museum in Hereford.
Quench your thirst for more bargain hunting when Charlie Ross visits a museum in Hereford and learns all about cider! Did you know apple pickers used to be paid in booze? Talking of fruity drinks, today’s blue team is brother-and-sister act Perry and Anne, and they are up against married couple Michele and Johnny. Football referee Johnny brings along his red card, and he’s not afraid to use it! Supported by Kate Bliss, the reds are challenged to find a functional piece of glassware, and, soon after kick-off, they score the perfect buy! Meanwhile, Tim Weeks and his blue team are on the hunt for items with a connection to entertainment. Poetic Perry fancies a Shakespeare-themed door knocker, but expert Tim has his sights on a vintage radio – will the team end up on the same wavelength? As the clock counts down, the reds are dazzled by jewellery, and the blues go potty over hand-painted stoneware. Johnny blows his whistle – but at the end of a close fought contest, which team will come out on top? Down the road in Bristol, auctioneer Andy Stowe gives Charlie his expert estimates before the teams’ items go under his gavel. It’s all down to the bidders!

BBC approved preamble:
Leominster 9
Series 66
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001rbjw
Charlie Ross sets sail for Bristol to tour the first great ocean liner, now a floating museum, while the teams head for the auction. It’s full steam ahead from Bristol, the birthplace and now home of the SS Great Britain. Presenter Charlie Ross enjoys a journey of discovery above and below deck. Things are just as shipshape over in Leominster where two teams are bargain hunting at an antiques centre, with their experts Kate Bliss and Tim Weeks. The reds, interior designers Kayla and Steve, have designs on a golden gavel. As for the blues, they are colleagues Nils and Lucas. Nils is Lucas’s manager, but who will be the boss on their shop? With the seconds ticking down, the teams are all at sea, so can auctioneer Andy Stowe bring this ship safely into port?

The Translation:
The Posh Tool is very confused, he's in Bristol looking at things floating in the water, probably turds judging by the high standards the UK water companies adhere to in their pursuit of large dividends and bonuses, but the actual shopping is 78 miles away in Leominster. The idiot can't quite comprehend what is going on so he ends up frothing at the mouth to camera while he gurns and his eyes bulge. Meanwhile, Trilly and Treepants have hopped into the Weeks Panzermobile, powered by hot air from mass cremations and spent grooming products, hair gel and the like, not Werther's Originals, and have ecologically driven to the Leominster locale. Then, we are back down to Bristol again in a Carbon footprint-tastic round trip journey to Andy Stowe's estate front Auction again. This time it's sandwiched between the Infernos-R-Us electrical scooter showroom and the new Hell-Al-Catraz Kebab and Chilli Emporium.

The Staff:
[Gaffer] Omnifool Charlie The Tool Ross
[Red Team Expert] Kate Shrilly Trilly Bliss,
[Blue Team Expert] Timpanzer Kriegpants Wunderbar Weeks
[Auctioneer] Andy Flat Roof Emporium Stowe
[Auction Location] East Bristol Auctions Ltd, Hanham.
[Miserlin Rating] Unlisted

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The Teams 1:
[Red Team] Retired wife and Football referee and other day job hubby.
(Challenge: Functional piece of glassware)
[Blue Team] Retired brother and School cook sister.
(Challenge: Connection to entertainment)

The Shopping 1:
Reds: Edwardian silver collared double-crossover oil amd vinegar bottle (119 Challenge) ooooff, 1934 Chester silver trowel bookmark (29) should be a profit, Continental silver and turquoise Jabot pin (42) OK.
Blues: Glyn College Denbigh jug (32) ouch, 1960 Pye Transistor Portable Radio (16 Challenge) good, Copper pin cushioned-top trinket box (110) arrrrggghhh oooofffff.

The Auction 1:
Reds: Edwardian silver collared double-crossover oil amd vinegar bottle (84 loss), 1934 Chester silver trowel bookmark (16 profit), Continental silver and turquoise Jabot pin (2 loss).
Trilly's BB is are a Pair of Art Deco Spelter Dove bookends (29), 25-40, 28. A Yorkshire loss of 1 note. Unlucky Trills.

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Blues: Glyn College Denbigh jug (24 loss), 1960 Pye Transistor Portable Radio (6 loss), Copper pin cushioned-top trinket box (60 loss).
Weeks BB is an Early 20th Century LMS railway Porter uniform badge (20), 10-20, 10. 10 quid loss. Oh dear a Grand Slam of losses. Treepants well and truly mangled and rinsed.

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The Aftermath 1:
The Leominster Antiques Centre is the venue again. One nice lady discounter and another who has a more Yorkshire thinking. An interesting Distraction on cider. Jolly and enthusiastic Andy Stowe with his difficult, inanimate East Bristol Auction audience of Mum (Doris Hare) wonderfully statuesque after getting me tea ready, Joe Swift, Roy Keane, and Sinbad the Scousehead window cleaner from Brookside. Both teams had well overspent on their big purchases so the portents were not good. Trilly's Reds make a big loss on the cruet and an unlucky small one on the Jabot pin but make a good profit on the Chester silver trowel. Trilly sticks to her Art Deco comfort zone, not silver, but decent bookends which just fall short with a Yorks 1 note loss. Overall they lose 71 notes. Not a good start for the Auction. Treepants was full of beans for his Blue Team. Gushing like a Geezer Geyser. He really cajoled and directed his Team to all the items so should take full responsibility for the debacle. He was buying for his own tastes and his own Hipsterific Travelling Freakshow Audience in Wessex. Big spend trinket box, big loss. Largish Denbigh Jug, largish loss. The Pye Radio he creamed over for 16 notes still made a loss. Finally, the railway Porter badge, hilariously attributed to being a drinks label by Blue simpleton, only made a tenner. Am overall 3-figure 100 note loss. Treepantskrieg, silk boxers pulled down, then rammed, mangled, and thoroughly rinsed at this Auction. Very entertaining.

The Wokesfuhrer sends another Kamarad on their way to certain death on the Eastern Front aka Great Yarmouth.


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The Hi-Kick 1:
Not shown. Booooooooooooo. However, here it is from the original full-length episode. Standard indoor kick. It's all a bit rushed and shambolic. Both Red and Blue Biddies give poor kicks with their male counterparts just about hitting a very late par. Yes, YES!!

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The Distraction:
Charl-eh visits SS Great Britain so dresses for the occasion in his best Black Reichsf*hrer's uniform with jackboots gleaming in the sunshine. As you can imagine, this does not go down well with the Coulson Hall Re-education Alliance, formerly known as the Bristol Bumpkin Ciders Matter. After the idiot realises his mistake, he gets shown round a Steam Ship by a White Whale. Charles gets his harpoon ready. Unfortunately, with the tip gleaming, it goes off in his hands. What a mess! Senile old fool.

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The Teams 2:
[Red Team] Interior Designer Colleagues, Mixed Sex, she's nice with or without her bins on.
(Challenge: Dog related)
[Blue Team] Chief Technical developer and Lead Developer, Male Friends and Colleagues. Beardy is the other one's boss.
(Challenge: With a lens)

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The Shopping 2:
Reds: Boxed Britain Anti-tank gun toy (17) clear profit, Beswick Boxer dog (10 Challenge) clear profit, 1933 Birmingham Art Deco silver and enamel compact (95) might be a bit rich.
Blues: Pair of brass milk measures (14) good profit, Boxed smashed magnifying glass (1 Challenge) he spies a profit, Vintage Cardboard London Underground Season Ticket sign (78) ouch, will the cardboard spontaneously combust?

The Distraction 2 (not shown):
The old fool Charlie Ross visits a cider museum in Hereford. They're going to be having a tasting day so to get in the spirit of things he puts on a smock which goes rather well with his old school tie. He decides to try Jack Hargreaves Old Scrotum. It's made with a blend of 2 apples, Widdecombe's Spite, a sour barren crabby cultivar which leaves a sour taste, and a Truss Brassneck, an embarrassing red variety with no flavour, or character, which only lasts about a month. After the first swig he thinks that this tastes very refreshing and doesn't seem very strong, like drinking lightly flavoured water. So, he polishes it off and quickly quaffs a second. He starts to have difficulty remembering where he is, so he downs his third. Now, he can't remember who he is. Hmmm, that barrel looks rather scrumptious, I reckon it's a right goer he exclaims. After the fourth, thinks go to black. Later, he wakes up in an unfamiliar room with a locked door with a peephole and a high, small, barred window. Oh dear, charged with G(Ross) indecency. That's another bit of a bind the Production Team have to deal with.

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The Auction 2:
Reds: Boxed Britain Anti-tank gun toy (8 profit), Beswick Boxer dog (10 profit), 1933 Birmingham Art Deco silver and enamel compact (15 loss).
Trilly's BB is a 9ct gold Art Deco locket (29), 40-60 profit he says, 75. Excellent 46 note profit Trills. Superb.

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Blues: Pair of brass milk measures (4 loss), Boxed smashed magnifying glass (14 profit), Vintage Cardboard London Underground Season Ticket sign (28 loss).
Treepants BB is a Brass Fly Vesta/Ash Tray/Pill box (1), 10-20 good profit, 15. 14 quid gained. Decent find Treepanzer.

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The Aftermath 2:
The Leominster Antiques Centre is the venue again. One nice lady discounter for the Reds and another who is more of a battleaxe for the Blues. Enthusiastic Andy Stowe for the Auction and his East Bristol Gerorge A Romero Twilight of the Dead Audience. The same as on Friday. An Audience Christina would describe as Tumbleweed. Anyway, Trilly's Reds, with very agreeable fruity Red Bird, picked up 2 bargains including their dog challenge but had time issues and so had to rush their big spend and overpaid by 15 motes. Ms Bliss then entered her very comfortable zone and picked up a superb locket which made an excellent 46 GBP profit. Really good work. So the Reds make a very tidy 49 note profit. Trilly showing her worth. Weeks Blues made a small loss on the brass measures, and well and truly overspent on the tatty LU cardboard sign which made a loss. However, 2 of their items including the BB were both bought for a 100 pence. This must be a first. 2 items bought for a pound, on the same team too. Naturally, they made decent profits. Weeks BB was a Brass fly box/vesta/ash tray which he has dabbled with before (twice it seems). When it comes to brass items the flies are definitely on him. The Blues end up with a small 4 note loss. Entertaining episode.

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The Hi-Kick 2:
Standard indoor kick. All hit a decent par bar the Blue men who's effort is lacking somewhat. Yes, YES!!

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The Giantess is on both new episodes this week. Lucky, if anyone needs to do any heavy lifting.

 

Looks like Eric is doing some roleplay with his escort for the evening.

 

Dog trainer Jeed.

Salvage fair. Glorified skip dumping ground.

Hasn't Colin sold loads of those before?

Giantess about to lift both of those Lions with one arm.

She can speak 4 languages but French. Thank God.

She loves the ribbed ones. Poison is mentioned. I'm sure she is.

Colin hasn't found any Chinese porcelain yet.

The Giantess snaffles them instead.

Reds look at the Lions.