Bargain Hunt

Rebecca Front can only think of one particular use for that.



I can think of many potential uses for that.

 

Well it's a good job he's sitting down or perhaps he can't extricate himself away from the table.

 

Another truncheon!?

 

I'm sure there could be a use for those handcuffs that were nearly bought earlier.

 

more from the Bargain Hunt presenters dressing up box?

 

Like a bad case of indigestion, we get a Bawley Burp.

Dizzie and Sarky. Good. Rick Wakeman Auction. Bad

Urgh. Look what you get when Austin Powers chunders down himself.

BAME Reds A Mother Civil Servant and an Actuary Son.

Blues are Retired Idiot Father and pushy Director of OPs Daughter.

Hawley Hair by Dustbin Coughman of Dulwich part of the Earole Phleming Chain.

Dizzie in her spray on jeans.

Serve or store drink/Store or serve food

Blue Harridan is a Tory Councillor-in-waiting.

 

'ello, 'ello, 'ello. Let's be 'aving you. Cough.

 

Laura the centre Manager 25-23. Steady on with those generous discounts.

I like that pear-shaped body says Sarky as his glasses steam up.

Blue Father insults Sarky with a weak joke. He will have his revenge.

28-22. Steady there.

Can you find something down there?



Red Bloke thinks so. Time to enter the market. Choke Splutter.

 

It's all very up and down says Dizzie.

Hand blown says Dizzie as she fingers the base.

Sarky is not best pleased.

 

A pun contest!
Oi, Sarky, get off our land.

Nice allusion to Mr Benn from Bluebloke.
(The fantasy-peddling kiddy prog, not the fantasy-peddling Tony.)

 

State of Hawley - resplendent in tartan... not

 

Terrible discounting.

35 down to 30

18 down to 16

82 down to 82. LOL no trade ite.

One last whip around/reach around says Dizzie.

87 down to 85. Terrible.

 

Sarky born in 64. Only a year older than me.

 

Dizzie says she's only got a minute.

Do you love it as much.

Shall we squeeze more out.

18 down to 15. Ridiculous.

Reds: Dartington Champagne glasses, Morrcroft bowl and cover, Ruby glass hankerchief vase

Red Bloke has had so much fun with Dizzie.

It's a VARZZZZ not a VAZE, you morons.

Blues: cut glass gilt-banded cocktail set, dimpled cranberry glass biscuit barrel, silver sugar sifter.

Blue Bloke deserves some Pervy Dave sweet pain administered by Sarky.

Wakeman valuations, 20-40???? perhaps.

Wot is Hawley wearing now!!!!

Big loss on the bowl incoming.

Oh dear Granny's cocktail set.

Biscuit barrel is empty. Daughter Kirsty has been at them already. Burp.

Silver Sugar sifter. Largish loss incoming.

Dizzie in Leathers.

Champagne Glasses down to a pound, up in pound increments, 18. 4 loss.

55 loss on the Moorcroft.

Vase makes a massive 10 notes. Woo-hoo.

Dizzie's BB is a Blue John silver brooch for 25. Nice.

Dizzie loves Blue John. @TIMMY WANNACOTT you know what to buy.

Makes a fiver. Hooray.



Reds -44.

Blues now.

Granny's cocktail set makes 12.

Biscuit barrel makes 15

Shaker makes 8 and a GG.

Blimey.

Piggy pin cushion from earlier is Sarky's BB.

Piggy makes 8.

Blues +43. How did that happen!!!

Ying and Yang Auction.

Do we get Dizzie's Yang?

 

Champagne needs to be in a flute, not those daft things.
They would suit Angel Delight. Or Babycham.

Haha, glad to see that bloody bowl die.

 

Awful presenter. Retail shop with bad discounts. Colin's parsimonious bidders. All in all, a recipe for a mid tier episode.

Chuckle brother spotter in the bidding room

 

Izzy, looking a bit like a prozzie, says she loves a blue john.
Fifty quid and some dirty jokes for half an hour.

Whereas Sarky clearly likes the cuddly Bluebloke who, tbf, has been rather sweet.
"I just love his little face," coos Mark. (Of the BB.)

 

Dizzie looking like someone ordered Jodie Comer from
Wish

 

Wow! Blues score a GG in difficult conditions.

 

At least she's not Scouse.

 

Yeah really feel blues have squeezed every last penny available out of today.

Should have declined the piggy.

I stand corrected, GG full house. Didn’t see this coming at all. Well played Blues

 

I don’t need her to talk

 

ha, good call

You can see Daddy has over-indulged her.
She smells of Liz Truss.
(i e. of over-confidence, not of big black Kwazi ****)

 

You don't wanna meet her mama
You just want to make her comer.

 

Don't remember Dizzie letting a team buy such rubbish. Must have really lost interest in them early. Charity shop tat rather than "antique centre fare. Very poor. Needs her bottom slapping for that.

 

I do remember her trying to steer them on a few items but, like you say, I think she gave up trying to push water uphill and just took the L.

Mark and Mark were a great double act and worked well together.

 

Yup.

 

Truss reminds me of an old vaudeville song:

 

Godawful, Old, and Miser Auction Audience. Bawley's voice will additionally help to heat the room.

 

I did not expect to be watching (splendidly sung!) old vaudeville this lunchtime but that is where we have ended up.
Every day this place is like the shop where the aforementioned Mr Benn goes: you never know where you will be visiting.

Rather more filth and fanny here than on Mr Benn, of course.

(p.s. Warning note for Moog: in Mr Benn, the co-star wears an Ott*m*n fez.)

 

She can look no more.

 

Foghorn surprisingly able to produce a reflection there.
(Did the glass then crack?)

Perhaps Fatso is blind, like the snakehaired Medusa whom Foghorn so resembles. And like Foghorn's husband, we assume.