[NOT HAPPENING] Allan Saint-Maximin

Yeah when we're back in the Champ next season if we're lucky we might get Tom Ince.

 

Will stop him scoring against us.

 

Maximin?

Sounds a bit variable to me, I'm out.

 

Saint Maximin (born at Silly near Poitiers 12 September 346)

Hence the haircut.

 

OG threat?

 

That would be according to the Julian calendar.

25 Sept for the Gregorian fans here.

 

Just watched his highlights video .

He likes the “360 Maradonna” don’t he?
He won’t get the time on the ball to do that in the EPL, that’s for sure .

All depends on whether the club think they can train him into providing end product and decision making .

There are thousands and thousands of kids in academies who ve got all The Tekkers but get released because they have poor decision making and game intelligence .

 

Tell Lukebakio that he has to stay, and therefore not a need for this fella

 

You can't force someone to stay; they'll have to let him go in the end, and it would be better if he didn't Lukebakio in Anger.

 

What position does Julian Calendar play? Can he do it on a wet Wednesday in February? Presumably he can.

 

Only turns up on the 29th every four years

 

Imagine if we actually signed someone and had that to talk about instead of calendars and maximiles

 

What about Les Dawson ? You want more ?

 

Is that Bowie's Dorian Gray-inspired artpiece Look Back In Anger as covered by Joe Dulce?

 

Yeah but there's also Isaac Success who's got poor decision making and game intelligence and is a millionaire so swings and roundabouts!

 

Ahh I love close season .

 

He’s probably got a diamond encrusted swing and roundabout that he spends all day on drinking baileys and shagging whores .

 

If I had that sort of money I wouldn’t be so crass or disrespectful .

I’d have the roundabout made of just gold leaf and the swing probably plastic .

 

If we sign Gregorian are there any good chants we could come up with for him?

 

They’ll probably just adapt the Forestieri one.

I’m beginning to think that, in the race back to the Vic, it might not be a deadheat between Vyds & Fessi.

 

We can pray/chant for some decent crosses

 

You re gonna get your ducking head kicked in , but in Latin .

 

1990-2010 seems a rather recent timeframe.

I was more expecting 845-917.

 

Romanes eunt domus?

Happy for IBB to sharpen this one up.

 

Btw, LG, I’m in Dallas in 2 weeks.

Apart from getting drunk & scootering, any pointers?

 

Romani ite domum is it not?

 

JFK museum in the book depository building was worth a couple of hours, and it was interesting seeing the grassy knoll, spot on the road etc.

I was only there for a day, most of which was spent drinking at a house in the suburbs. I had some BBQ from a place called One90 Smoked Meats on the East side of town. It was pretty good, but a bit of a drive out there from downtown.

Heard the George Bush museum on the SMU campus was alright, but that was from a teacher friend who likes history a lot.

It’ll be really hot, but that goes without saying when it’s Texas between March and November.

 

The George Bush Museum sounds thrilling. Upper and lower floors for Senior and Junior?

 

There's a useful guide by a journalist called debbie

 

Ha! My mistake. It’s a presidential museum, covering all presidents. I think G.W. Bush made a large donation to the museum, hence his name on the front door.

 

Does he drive a Volvo P1800?

 

Now that is a nice motor.

 

Oops!

Was mine the grammatically correct version?

After the years perusing Kennedy’s Latin Primer I can’t but help speak like a native.

 

Does she multitask?

 

Lloyd Cole and the Commotions perhaps?
"Looks like Eve Marie Saint,in 'On The Waterfront".