Who are our rivals?

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Who are our rivals in red shorts by Cold Play

  1. Luton - Obviously it will always be them

    36 vote(s)
    59.0%

  2. Everton for the tapping up of the snake

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%

  3. Muff - because Eddie Howe

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%

  4. Red shorts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  5. Yellow by Cold Play - purely to raise Meister's blood pressure

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  6. Black shorts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  7. Your Song by Elton John - despite this being completely unsuitable as a football chant

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  8. QPR - for historic reasons

    2 vote(s)
    3.3%

  9. Yellow low hanging shorts provided by Holebas with a weird zip for when you want to do your tinkles.

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%

  10. The Histor-history song

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%

  11. We should sack javi before the season starts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%

  12. 40 points and safety

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%
  1. Cthulhu

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    Right it is that time of the year where we get to vote on who our rivals are.
    Also we need to know if we want to get rid of Z Cars and what we should replace it with.
    Also Black or Red shorts and do we need a new anthem
     
    Cthulhu, May 17, 2018
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    Black shorts
    Yellow socks
    Or how about an all yellow kit?
    I heard a techno rversion of z cars on the excellent Hornet Heaven blog, we should adopt that (in my humble option)
     
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    A. Luton

    B. Yellow low hanging shorts provided by Holebas with a weird zip for when you want to do your tinkles by Cold Play

    C. Red AND Black
     
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    Loon.
    Black shorts and`red socks.
    Keep Z Cars,'to the crows' to Everton!
     
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  5. La_tempesta_cielo_68

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    David Pleats a ****** he wears a ******* hat and when he puts it back to front he looks a ******* ****
     
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    Yes
    No
    No
    We should have nothing more to do with Z cars.
     
    Burnsy, May 17, 2018
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    If we get rid of Z Cars now Everton have won.. and we dont want that now do we? :eek:
     
    Stevohorn, May 18, 2018
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    We don’t negotiate with terrorists
     
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    Shame I could only give this post one like.
    Totally agree on all four points.
     
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  10. Cthulhu

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    Ive just listened to Hornet heaven it needs more exposure
     
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    Always in this order:

    Luton
    Palace
    QPR
    Holebas
     
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    L*t*n.

    Also, alphabetically awkwardly close to Knockaert.
     
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    With both being closely connected to the word dive.
     
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    Just need to add Silva instead of Holebas
     
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    He slid off my list like the slithering snake that he is
     
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    How do you spot a prostitute in Luton?





    By the Pleat in her skirt...
     
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    1. Holebas (until he’s gone)
    2. The lingering memory of Holebas (once he’s gone)
    3. The ECT undertaken to wipe existing memories of Holebas’ performances in a yellow shirt
    4. Luton
    5. SC Verl
    6.All other real blokey geezers we done gone got usselves into scrapes with
     
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    Showing your age there :D
     
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