[SIGNED perm] Wesley Hoedt

Thank you Simon Schama.

 

Hoedt onto your hats! Wesley had landed.

 

Looks like French had a Hoedt tip.

 

Game. Changed.

 

At first glance it looks like he’s staring at an ironing board.

 

A lot of comments about his arrogance/attitude from Anderlecht fans. I think the guy just clearly p!sses excellence and it's up to our gang of dullards to reach his level.

 

His girlfriend is out of this world mind.

 

Pun A: “I hoedt him already.”
Pun B: “Too Hoedt to handle”
Pun C: “robin hoedt of any credit”
Pun D: "Wesley from da hoedt"
Pun E: "His missus is hoedt”
Pun F: “Hoedt on to your hats”
Pun G: “French had a hoedt tip”
Pun H: “Hoedt to trot”

Still not haut cuisine level… and a disappointing lack of puns on Assombalonga.

 

Trillian?

 

I'm not surprised, look at him!

 

Hoedt damn!

 

Spot on RS

 

Need @Relegation Certs seal of approval before I comment...

 

RC must be buzzing the addition of Porteous & Hoedt have raised the teams handsomess levels somewhat.

 

I await the announcement of Zaphod Beeblebrox with interest!

Useful in both boxes with two heads?

 

Yeah but he likes a swarthy Italian in a suit - these look like greaseballs in skinny jeans.

Attractive sure - but I just don't think they are up @Relegation Certs street personally.

 

Spot on. Both wouldn't look out of place in a fila tracksuit in the Meridan estate.

Northern Europeans are, frankly, ugly fhuqin bastards. Apart from Swedes, where the men are even better looking than the broads.

 

Hva faen. Norske menn hele veien og glem det aldri.

 

In case we needed some more...

-He's good on the ball but he's no Glenn Hoedtddle
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That's more like it. The competition is hoedting up... though still waiting for someone to take on the pun challenge of Assombalonga.

 

IBB you maybe interested to know I worked on the VFX for the 2005 movie with Martin Freeman directed by Garth Jennings.

It was relatively low budget and they didnt have the cash for second CG head so we came up with the ( admittedly a bit hokey)idea of it shooting out from under his shirt like a sort of two headed tourettes character.

 

A real Hoedty I hear

 

Even the most brutal criticism of him tends to reference his excellent left-footed passing. We haven't had that for so long - should help a lot.

 

Footballer plus ironing board?
That's as likely as one washing his car!
He will never have heard of an ironing board.

 

Oh yes!
I've seen the film and recall thinking why's his head there!
I miss many people but Douglas Adams is irreplaceable.
Such an original mind.

 

I think you’ll find that’s what he thinks Bilic is getting at when he’s told him he wants some determined pressing.

 

His name seems to be pronounced in Dutch like "hoot".

So every time he heads or clears the ball away fans need to shout: "Hoedt, there it is!".

 

Scoring an OG on his debut, calling it now.

 

..then hamstring

 

Nice work

 

He's taken the number 44 shirt. He's a CB, number 5 is available now that WTE has left, and he's decided to go with 44.

I hate him already.

 

I believe we are retiring the number 5 shirt out of respect to WTE. If not, which CB would be arrogant enough to believe they could even start to fill that void.
Hoedt wants to be his own man, not a pale imitation.

 

That's a bit pessimistic!

Our players usually make it until about their third appearance before doing their hamstring.

 

Yes but that lucky run can’t last forever!