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  1. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

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    There is a bogof on Mr Kipling apple pies in Tesco at the moment.

    Few apple pies, taxi to/from the church. Job done.
     
  2. oxhey67

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    I'm quite happy to offer my services throughout the day and, if needs be, the wedding night also.

    I am in no way a baker so I'm happy to leave the cake as the start of the Birdydoug Baking Company (BBC) and I wish you much success with that sir.

    I am willing to undercut his offer, whatever that may be, on transport though.
    We offer something a little different at Oxheys Official Hooves! (OOH!) with our company specific Human Only Transportation system (HOT).
    Go for our new premium HOT model of lithe young men oiled up to the ear lobes who will piggy-back you and your bridesmaids to the church (or registry office) and for our incredibly strong Mongolian female staff who although looking petite and ladylike will be able to carry the groom and the best man to wherever they need to be.
    For an extra fee the HOT service can be used for a week before the wedding day and for any honeymoon period after, extras included.
    We also offer budget HOT's where gangs of hooded youths will carry out your same needs and requirements but just keep an eye on the wedding presents if you were to choose this option.

    Please PM me for any specifics you may think are unique to you and your future husband and I'm sure our OOH! sales team will be able to provide a working system tailored exactly for your needs.

    Thank you.
     
  3. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

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    keep the wedding as cheap as possible, divorce is far more expensive.

    Your future partner may wish to get in contact with Layton - who as a member of this forum will become a cut above the rest in the near future.

    what ever yopu think you need to spend, you are most likely not... afanof got it right.

    better to keep the dosh for a best possible honeymoon, wink wink nudge nidge say no more...

    Moogstar will most likely oblige you in the kitchen - he is particular to breast and dips tandori style.

    anyways - be well and be happy....:drinking::eating:
     
  4. inayellowshirt

    inayellowshirt From the other place

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    I have noticed an increased trend in spammers signing up, leaving it a while then popping up with the spam.

    They still die the same way though :)
     
  5. Defunct

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    It's still a nice feeling squishing them though.

    Todays new user is called "freegirlsgames". This could be interesting.
     
  6. Timbers

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    How I wish that could be true with me! My problem is I am marrying an Irish Catholic girl from Luton(!!!!), those sorts have extremely large families and everyone seems to be invited from her side of the family! The only thing I have manage to change is that I refuse to get married in a Catholic church.

    It is going to cost me an absolute bomb but originally she wanted Luton hoo, not good!
     
  7. Layton

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    classy
     
  8. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

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  9. The Voice of Reason

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    Why don't you have a word with PYA, you could hold the reception at his favourite "Vegan Restaurant"

    Apparently there are no prices on the menu, they just ask you to pay what you think their food is worth!!!

    So you could do the food for 20p a head or even less :eating:

    That's right in'it Paddy?
     
  10. Defunct

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    Good luck! The best wedding I ever went to was my Spanish Catholic mate marrying an English jewish girl. Now that was a party!
     
  11. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

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    only if the bridesmaids give vegan bj's - normally weddings are £45 per head, it has its pros and cons you know.
     
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    Enjoy your big fat gypsy wedding! ;)
     
  13. Timbers

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    Her family don't seem to like that when I mention it! :biggrin: Good job they are all Chelsea fans and not scummers!
     
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    Birdydoug The Flying Scotsman

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    I'm waiting for our newest user to post , very interesting name.
     
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    How does that work? I thought vegans didn't eat anything animal related! :sign13:
     
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    99mph 4th Prediction league 2011/12

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    Dinoporn lover?

    Seems legit
     
  17. reycika

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    hey all :smile:

    didnt know where to start cuz wasnt able to access some of the pages i was advised to go to but when i saw this thread i had to peek into it :smile:

    didnt know if i should wait or not to see what you will put up with my nickname, i must admit i laughed at some of yours comments :biggrin: so thought would be fun to wait a bit :smile:

    i found this forum by accident, if i may refrase myself like that, while searching for werewolf game on the internet. your page was in top pages shown :smile:
    but before i step into the game would like to know more about this forum. i read you arrange weddings :smile: i wont getting married for many years i hope hehe but do have a sister who's getting married on 2nd July :smile: all i need to think about really is hen party :smile: so any advices?

    will have a look around, see ya :smile:
     
  18. TheDon

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    Yes. You can hire me and Smithy to arrange your wedding, just let us know!
     
  19. Defunct

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    If ever a WTF was worth using it's now.
     
  20. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator

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    You read correctly.

    PM me your bank details and we'll have the wedding sorted out asap.
     
  21. reycika

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    was that the longest post you've seen or what???
     
  22. reycika

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    haha guys/gals i did, i guess you didnt lol :biggrin: i aint planning on getting married any time soon :p
     
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    Yeah, Smithy, she wanted help with the hen night not the wedding. You blew it.
     
  24. reycika

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    well its already taken care of the wedding + you live far far away...
     
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    I'm sure we can organise a coach load of us for the night out in slovenia!
     
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    Too much detective work going on today , but I have a hunch who this is.
     
  27. Defunct

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    Birdy, this person is most definately posting from where they say they are, I ran a little trace.

    So Reycika, let's have a little info. Were you looking for Werewolf games, (we don't run them that often), are you a fan of Watford FC, (our major reason for existance), or any other reason. As Admin I can demand pictures :naughty:.
     
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    I'm calling your bluff admin.
     
  29. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

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    Greetings Renata from Slovenia- welcome to the wonderful world of watford football club - i have Polish friends with the same name Renata - In Slovenia it means reborn, yes?- i am not sure if the meaning is the same in Poland or not.

    We have lots of things on here to amuse you - to start with we have a real Moog, she's funny and you will like her lots. We have the games that you said you accidently found this site ie the werewolf - i guess you are into that. Out of curiosity have you ever seen the Rocky Horror show? Maybe before your time but its been out for 40 odd years now - not quite blood and guts etc but was brilliant in its day and the music is fantastic.

    My crystal ball tells me you like poker - there are some texas holdem players on here and we have a special thread on this one subject - OLD MAN RAY can teach you a lot about this game..

    Do you play much poker - online or live games?

    anyway - Lepo je bilo govoriti z vami.

    LAHKO NOČ


    PYA - aka the Bear - aka the canut.
     
  30. leighton buzzard horn

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  31. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

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    :sign15::sign15::sign15::drinking:

    thank uck i wasn't drinking - brilliant.
     
  32. reycika

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    hey :smile:

    i do come from where i wrote :smile: dont you see my english not as good as yours :p

    yeah just like i said in my WTF post i found this forum by accident... i was searching for more werewolf game to play... sue me, cuz im guilty :redface:

    and i mentioned i didnt know what kind of community you are but i would like to check you out, after all its nice to see some hot football players having accounts on Twitter and stuff like that lol :)

    ok so girls not allowed ??? :cool:

    i better end so you dont scream WTF again :eek: :smile:
     
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    You may call it, but I give you my word it's the truth, this person is posting from exactly where they say they are. No messing, no wind ups.
     
  34. reycika

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    lol thx for the advice i will try to use them less often lol :biggrin: but this is just me, im always smiling and that is how i write my posts then too...

    sorry yeah might be disturbing :redface: will do my best...
     
  35. PaddingtonsYellowArmy

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    smiling is healthy - not much to smile an=bout in watford though!:biggrin:

    so welcome to the boards - we need cheering up as the football season has finished and we didn't get promoted.
     

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