I'd rather staple my testicles to the hare at a greyhound track just before the traps go up than sign Brady.
I would rather sellotape my be11end to the furry mole in the fairground game of "Whack a Mole" than sign Brady.
Signed on a free transfer today for Bournemouth https://www.skysports.com/football/...y-joins-championship-leaders-on-free-transfer