The *#%+ Show That Is That Lot Up The M1

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cthulhu, Jul 14, 2023.

  1. Cthulhu

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    Can’t do their first game as their ground is a piece of dog poo.

    pathetic
     
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    Make the most of it, will not be that long before they have a new stadium.
     
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    Offer to ground share?
     
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    Would be good to have prem football back at the Vic but would they be prepared to cover the disinfectant cost ?
     
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    All part of the "fairy tale". Wonder how the media will spin it when they're singing racist songs and smashing up places.
     
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    Yup, unfortunately far too sensibly run these days which is infuriating.
     
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    Got a stadium good enough to play at home on the opening day of a new season, you'll never sing that.
     
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    It was clear for years their ground was barely fit for League 1, they chose to do nothing.

    Remember when Fulham first went up, they groundshared with QPR for a year while they got their ground PL ready, very sensible. So why didn't they? They could easily have approached MK Dons and come to an arrangement for one season. But they decided to finally do something about the Kennel.

    As they say, you can't polish a turd.
     
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    But you can roll it in glitter.
     
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    Would they be in the new ground but for COVID?

    Not sure if they was delayed ?

    Could Luton have done what we did - knocked a stand down and built another small but perfectly more modern suitable one.
     
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    Forfeit the match. Dock points.
     
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    They had to fund it by selling a piece of land near the M1 that only got planning at the end of 2021. They were punting that land around the market for a few years beforehand
     
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    Bet if it had been a top team on Sky they would have tried to play .
     
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    All we've got left is that we have an ok stadium and theirs is a ********.

    Seen lots of Watford fans saying stuff like 'they're going to beat Derby's record low points total' and wonder when people will learn.

    Last season it was:

    - they've lost Nathan Jones, ha ha, he's the glue that kept them together
    - they've appointed Rob Edwards, nice guy but he's not going to be able to get them up
    - they'll bottle getting in the play offs
    - Sunderland are the worst match up for them
    - Coventry will beat them
    - hahaha, winning goal ruled out

    They probably will go down but guessing they'll put up a much better fight than we did last time around and will do so in such a way that they are well positioned to challenge again the following season.
     
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    I’m waiting for their ‘charge around like wild dervishes’ approach to result in going down to 9 men in the first two matches….
     
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    I thought there were issues with the new stadium. seems to have been dragging on for a while.
     
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    They won't have the energy or fitness to charge around anything after their first close season with Rob.
     
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    I believe work is under way, and that the plan is to have it ready sometime in 2026.
     
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    Genuinely surprised they didn't ask if they could ground share with MK Dongs.

    'Your ground's too big for yoooooou'
     
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    I should imagine the contractors have them over a barrel . They know that Looting Town have access to a bunch of cash ........."if you want this finished on time , Guv, it's gonna cost you "
     
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    How have I never known that Hemel's crest is a cheaply-rendered cross-eyed portrait of Henry VIII?!?!
     
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    Their chairman is the sort of bloke who puts "Watford are sh*t" hidden in the program notes. This debacle is exactly what people like him end up with.
     
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    We can mock but it's absolutely galling that they will be in the premiership with the manager we deemed not good enough.
     
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    I think any of us, who dare criticise the Scummers, should get this tattooed across their forehead.
     
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    This is a one year interlude for Luton. Have you seen who they've signed so far this window? League 1/2 prospects and cloggers. I think it's fair to say they have no interest in staying up, although to be fair, I respect that.
     
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    Some wanted us to take a look at Andersen for example from Barnsley through and the lad from Rotherham is a good prospect.

    Sure won’t be enough to keep them up I guess but just aren’t wasting money on Danny Rose types to hamstrung their finances in the future .

    Doing what we did under GT really - hopefully they still manage to mess up the money gained afterwards as we did .

    Although there was a link to Josh King a few days ago !
     
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    And 38 yo Ashley Young. Before he signed for perennial window idiots Everton
     
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    If they sign King, he will probably go and bang in 15 goals for them.
     
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    Anyone checked our programme notes to see if there are any hidden messages from Gino? Like "You are all idiots"
     
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    Frankly, if this one season finances the building of their new stadium, then fair play.
     
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    Quite honestly, that would be the smart move. Invest the money in infrastructure and inexpensive players who will work at a lower level, because the chances of surviving in the Prem for any length of time as a smaller club are remote. Accept the relegation and, if by some miracle you survive, unexpected bonus.

    For all that Norwich fans lambasted their owners/board for their old yo-yo approach, I think it's the sensible one for smaller clubs. Anything else and you'll eventually come down with massive, unserviceable debts.
     
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    I think that would require far more self awareness than Gino possesses.
     
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    He probably has better things to do than be childish writing silly things.

    If a player had done what the chairman bloke did they would have probably got into trouble.

    And I don't think he has ever written a word in the match day programme.
     
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    This isn't just sour grapes but they genuinely played awful, uninspiring football last season. It wasn't too dissimilar to what we saw under Edwards ourselves but the players didn't have the motivation to work for the ball here. I just can't imagine it being effective in the Premier League where the quality is so much greater and teams will tear you apart and pull you out of position all over the pitch. You can guarantee they'll bloody a few noses at home though.
     

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