https://twitter.com/ESPNUK/status/1654402450688704512 In the style of good boy Alexis Mac Allister (he takes liberties) describe each Watford player from this seasons squad in one word. For example: Hassane Kamara - Inept Samuel Kalu - Geriatric Joao Pedro - Magic
Porteous - committed Sarr - Lazy Louza - lightweight Asprilla - skilful Kone - potential Davis - underwhelming Bachmann - Flapper
Bachmann - Sh1te Sarr - to55er Louza - cra p Davis - ar5ehole Cathcart - tw at Choudry - wan ker Etc etc etc....
Bachmann - flapper Hamer - lame Okoye - £6m? Ngakia - sick-note Gaspar - OAP Ferreira - promising Kamara - woeful Cathcart - inadequate Porteous - b@st@rd (in a good way) Kabasele - sh!te Hause - who? Sierralta - MIA Troost-Ekong - legend Pollock - snail Morris - BTK (better than Kamara) Hoedt - erratic Andrews - promising Choudhury - limited Louza - inconsistent Cleverley - OAP Kone - raw Sema - dependable Gosling - cafu (sorry Craig) Asprilla - lightweight Dele-Bashiru - sick-note Bacuna - crap Kayembe - one-footed Davis - underwhelming Pedro - star Araujo - underused Sarr - crap Kalu - 60 Assombalonga - unfit Martins - pony Bayo - divisive Manaj - fatty (there's always one) Hungbo - unimpressive Wow that is a lot of players. Chelsea would be proud.
Bachmann - flapper Manaj - tragic Bayo - goals Davis - statue Hungbo - Huddersfield Sarr - hiding Pedro - magic Araujo - time? Assombalonga - fat Kone - promise Martins - injury Kalu - OAP Cleverley - crocked Cathcart - stalwart Kabasele - captain Karamra - dire Sema - trier Okoye - who? Hamer - debut Gaspar - old
Ngakia - hamstring Cathcart - hamstring Kabasele - hamstring Hause - jailedhamstring Sierralta - hamstring Troost-Ekong - pointyhamstring Choudhury - hamstring Louza - hamstring Cleverley - hamstring Sema - hamstring Gosling - completelyshatteredhamstring Dele-Bashiru - hamstring Kayembe - onlyonehamstring Davis - awalkinghamstring Pedro - expensivehamstring Araujo - £100mhamstring Kalu - egyptianmummifiedhamstring Assombalonga - atehisownhamstring Manaj - ballcameoffmyhamstring
Bachmann - mixed Hamer - pointless Okoye - why? Ngakia - meh Gaspar - historic Ferreira - wait Kamara - profitable Cathcart - furniture Porteous - somebody Kabasele - bye Hause - waste Sierralta - infrequent Troost-Ekong - Gone Pollock - Scottish (standard) Morris - maybe Hoedt - mmm… Andrews - hope Choudhury - borrowed Louza - stay Cleverley - thanks Kone - patience Sema - yep Gosling - angry Asprilla - future Dele-Bashiru - injured Bacuna - panic Kayembe - nah Davis - disappointing Pedro - Class Araujo - footnote Sarr - sulky Kalu - mysterious Assombalonga - mistake Martins - error Bayo - OK (in hindsight) Manaj - ffs Hungbo - chance
Bachmann - backup Hamer - third Okoye - out Ngakia - sqaud Gaspar - squad Ferreira - backup Kamara - adios Cathcart - squad Porteous - captain? Kabasele - squad Hause - adios Sierralta - squad Troost-Ekong - adios Pollock - squad Morris - squad Hoedt - mistake Andrews - squad Choudhury - keep? Louza - starter Cleverley - thanks Kone - patience Sema - starter Gosling - bye Asprilla - future Dele-Bashiru - fitness? Bacuna - bye Kayembe - squad Davis - disappointing Pedro - legend Araujo - why? Sarr - starter? Kalu - out Assombalonga - squad Martins - error Bayo - starter? Manaj - sicknote Hungbo - starter?
Bachmann - Meh Hamer - Toilet Okoye - Pointless Ngakia - Tosh Gaspar - Old Ferreira - Meh Kamara - dreadful Cathcart - Cheerio. Porteous - Captain Kabasele - Bobbins Hause - Why Sierralta - Alive? Troost-Ekong - Hero Pollock - pi55poor Morris - Ok Hoedt - dreadful Andrews - promising Choudhury - backwards Louza - Decent Cleverley - Release Kone - Clueless Sema - dependable Gosling - POTS Asprilla - future Dele-Bashiru - Wasteoftime Bacuna - pointless Kayembe - £12m?!?! Davis - Hero Pedro - Hero Araujo - whoknows Sarr - Hero Kalu - Dead? Assombalonga - Tosh Martins - who Bayo - Onetowatch Manaj - Terrible Hungbo - unimpressive
Cathcart - majestic Kalu - robust Davis - ballerina Gosling - talented Martins - Lovely hair /teeth Bayo - Banjo
Bachmann - Flapper Okoye - N/A Hamer - Crap-er Ferreira - Potential Andrews - Positive Ngakia - Meh Gaspar - CDM Kamara - Poor Morris - Slow Porteous - Decemt Hoedt - Capable Kabasele - Errors Sierralta - Tanker Cathcart - Thanks WTE - Bye Hause - Who? Louza - Potential Choudhury - Tackles Kayembe - Perplexing Koné - Inconsistent Cleverley - Cheers Bacuna - Emergency Gosling - RB Asprilla - Potential TDB - Medical Sarr - Dreadful Kalu - AWOL Sema - Solid Martins - Waste Pedro - PotS Davis - SHOOT! Bayo - Unvalued Araujo - Weak Assomobalonga - Fitness Manaj - hahahahahahahaha
