(28) Samuel Kalu

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by wfcSinatra, May 15, 2022.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    We are holding him back for the key games against Luton and the POs.
     
  2. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Says a lot about the forum that he was written off. Outstanding servant.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Legend
     
  4. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Correct for you.
     
  5. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Corrected. Corrected for you.
     
  6. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Well worth it for £13000 a minute in the Championship.

    Another awful signing given his injury and fitness record. What's the point of signing a player who is almost perpetually unavailable. Another sign of a sick poorly run club.
     
  7. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Any word on him? I can see us simply paying up his contract
     
  8. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Is he actually injured or just not selected ?
     
  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Going to Udinese in the summer for £16m. Joining their U21 squad.
     
  10. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Think he’ll be decent at this level.
     
  11. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Eventually we'll fall to a level where this will be true, it's just a question of whether his body will hold up at his age!
     
  12. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I've forgotten about him.
     
  13. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Another in a long list of signings who seem to be capable of improving the team, but who are allowed to not exist for extended periods of time, for often unexplained reasons
     
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  14. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Injured so often I think although who knows if he is now.
     
  15. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Waste of money and space if he cannot play regularly. Ten appearances for a grand total of 229 minutes this season. Well worth it I'd say. Another of Gino's appalling signings courtesy of his chum whose name seems to have disappeared into the ether round these parts.
     
  16. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Surely doesn’t exist
     
  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Who? Samuel “tax loss” Kalu ? Never.
     
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  18. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    I was told by someone close to the club that Kalu costs us money in fines every time he makes an appearance. All to do with the name on his shirt being different to the name we registered him as. Plus, he refuses to have the name changed on his shirt, so we just don’t play him.

    It all sounds so far-fetched that in a Watfordy world it could just be true.

    No doubt Andrew French will tell all when Kalu (or whatever his name) has long since left the club.
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Seems only reasonable that he'd want his real name on his shirt, as opposed to the ficticious name we registered him under (presumably the name of some young Nigerian who would have been 25 now, if he hadn't sadly lost his life at the age of 15, 10 years ago).
     
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  20. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Our very own Will Still, but without the success
     
  21. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Isn't it quite common to have different names on shirts, Kiko for example had his first name as opposed to his family name, and Brazilian footballers often have nicknames
     
  22. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    On the EFL website he's down as Ojim, Samuel Kalu, so having Kalu on the back of his shirt is literally no different to what Kiko or even Joao Pedro do
     
  23. fuzzy73

    fuzzy73 Squad Player

    Just posting what I was told and it was so far-fetched I couldn’t keep a straight face when they were telling me. However, it’s such a random thing to make up and the person in question would have no reason to do so.
     
  24. GarbeliaHornet

    GarbeliaHornet Academy Graduate

    If he can roll back the clock to his performances 45(?) years ago, we'll be promoted. Like a new signing, COYH.
     
  25. hjw

    hjw Reservist

    Is he still with us?
     
  26. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Sure, in spirit. Just like any other elderly relative who has now passed on, as long as we remember him he's never truly gone.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Going to be repurposed as a centre forward. Will be just like a new signing.
    Who needs Sory or Davies ?!!
     
  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    If we’re going to do that, might as well bring Kabs backs as well. He used to play as a striker.
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes. We could then sell Bayo to Udinese.
     
  30. ProfessorAbdi

    ProfessorAbdi First Year Pro

    My guess is a contract termination isn't far away. Another joke signing from Mogi's crock of sh1te.
     
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  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    This is probably correct, or at least it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if this turns out to be the case. Yet, the people who have made these deals are still on the club's payroll or are still being used.
     
  32. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    I was once perceived to have not done my job brilliantly, and my annual contract was thus not renewed for another year.

    I can only look on with envy at those fortunate people who have spent the last few years wasting huge amounts of the club’s money (some of which comes to them from the hard graft of their supporters) signing players not talented enough or suitable to play for us, while of course greasing the palms of an agent of dubious reputation..and after all this ineptitude are still considered worthy of gainful and lucrative employment with us!

    The Kalus and Pussetos of this world have (not through their own fault) condemned us to a summer of mediocrity in the transfer window and no doubt at least a season or two of being mediocre on the pitch too, despite the best intentions of Manga and Ismael.
     
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  33. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Every appearance he makes, we're obliged to build a school for the blind in a Nigerian village.
     
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  34. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Unfortunately to cut costs, we're making the blind kids build it
     
  35. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Ah, good to hear the scouts that found Kalu are keeping busy
     

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