Date For Your Diary!

I was expecting the match to be moved, I thought it would land on the Sunday though.

 

It's actually due to it being my birthday rather than anything to do with this new king chap. And not just any old birthday, hence the BH.....

 

Dissapointed. Thought you were getting hitched. Relieved I don't have to buy you a set of teatowels.

 

I expect having already secured 5th spot, we will play the reserves and get hammered 3-0.

 

21 again, eh?

 

So rude. 20 actually.

 

I am eagerly awaiting my invitation to your bash, hope there will be some Tring Ale on offer.

 

Was crystal clear the games were never going to be on the Saturday.

League One Sunday lunchtime. League Two Mon lunchtime. Championship Mon 3pm.

I would imagine the Premier League will slot in for Sunday afternoon.

 

None of that old stuff grandad. Will all be Wkds and Jajermeisters and EEEEEs. You're confusing me with a 59 year old.

 

Out in Bangkok with the boys?

 

Fascinating creatures.

 

Really pleased it’s been changed as there will be celebrations in our village on the Saturday and I have have responsibilities!, which would stop me attending a 3pm Sat k.o.

 

TuT calls those servant cloths.

 

Maybe Charles should come to Vicarage Rd for his coronation if he’s been appointed by God.

 

How long does it take to train as village idiot these days?

 

An earlier Charles got his head chopped off for thinking that.

 

Thank you for our compliment, who said I was trained!

 

And thankfully for the future of democracy, his head was chopped off.