Things you hate IV

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Or more than one copy of it so several cars can read a menu at the same time. Having said that, I don’t think I’ve had a McDonald’s for 10 years.
     
  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It is awful, as is much “make me look younger / make me look sexier” plastic surgery. Very sad that people feel the need.
    I believe that particular type of lip surgery is supposed to be attractive for men as is supposed to remind us of another part of the female anatomy ….? Utterly bizarre.
     
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  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You should try Wolf Cola. The perfect Cola, for closure.
     
  4. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I’m slurpin’ it up like candy.
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The official Cola of Woko Haram
     
  6. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not all bad news. Boko haram weren't responsible for 9/11 of course.
     
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  7. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    TBF @SkylaRose at least we're consistently inconsistent.
     
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  8. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Thief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's one of Graham Linehan's.
     
  9. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Why is it they dont have the bloody whole menu on display. Mcodnalds drive through and BK at the desk are equally culpable. I suspect it's some ******** sales tactic to make you pick the latest stupid "new" burger
     
  10. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I never joke about my Large Quarterpounder meal. It's non negotiable.
    The Big Mac bread to meat ratio is off and it's too sloppy.
     
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  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    At 6am in being 52 and something thousandth in the queue on Tesco.com to book my folks an Xmas delivery. Down to 37,156, still have 33 mins to go.
     
  12. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Being old. Just sneezed and put my back out.
     
  13. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I hurt my neck moving furniture the other week and I haven’t been able to have a satisfactory yawn since. I feel it coming on, engage the jaw and my body stifles it every time as there’s a slight twinge in my neck at the same time.

    It’s a living nightmare.
     
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  14. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Didn't realise your lot's style of footy had deteriorated so much this season.
     
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  15. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    I logged on at 8.15, saw I had 40 minutes to wait, had my shower and got ready, back to computer to see I had 12 minutes left, booked my slot, no problems. At least the 'countdown timer' worked correctly this year!
     
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  16. I did my back in putting my sock on a few years ago!
     
  17. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    That’s more to do with the way that you insist on putting on your socks, suspending them from the ceiling and trying to cartwheel into them.
     
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  18. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    If we’re doing minor injuries, I took the end off my finger with a Stanley this afternoon.

    Not gory, the tip just looks funny sat there on a bit of cardboard.

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  19. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    The price of vinyl nowadays…especially after selling my entire collection 10 years ago
     
  20. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I did my finger (see above) cutting vinyl…flooring.
     
  21. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

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  22. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I did something similar a few months ago while chopping raw meat.
     
  23. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    A very sharp knife is certainly less painful than a blunt or serrated knife.
     
  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It’s how all serial killers start out. We need to get your family to a safe house. Now.
     
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  25. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Relax, I’ve killed and skinned like half a dozen cats.

    Not a big deal. Move on.
     
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  26. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Did you learn from "Don't f*** with Cats" on Netflix?
     
  27. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Only saw the first ten minutes, I assume he goes on to great international acclaim for his deftness and skill in cat slaughter.
     
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  28. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Yep, if you want someone to f*** a pussy, he's your man.
     
  29. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The use of the word "Vinyl" to describe a Record. It's just over poncification by the man bun, no socks brigade.
     
  30. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Did you reclaim if from the casserole?
     
  31. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    And when did ‘LP’ mutate into ‘album’?
     
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  32. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    And 'many' mutate into 'multiple'?
     
  33. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Liked although strictly speaking LP relates to the playback speed, 33&1/3 rpm rather than the nippier SP 45 rpm or the downright speedy 78.

    Interesting topic which has got me thinking.
    Record playback speed equates somewhat to digital sample rate. The faster the rate the more information can be recorded/played, assuming the pickup is of sufficient quality to keep up and the pressing material is of equivalent quality. That being said the amount of information that can be picked up from a record decreases the longer it plays as the needle tends towards the centre and unlike optical pickups such as CD the action of playing a record wears the groves and information away. CD's also vary their rotational speed to ensure the linear speed and hence theoretical data quality remains constant regardless of track position.

    Have you fallen asleep yet?
     
  34. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Record" ? Presume you mean gramophone ?
     
  35. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Shirley the gramophone is the means by which you play the record?
     

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