Scurrilous rumours and innuendo such as the ones on this thread: https://twitter.com/WriterJackWhite/status/1539532045961011207
It’s sometimes hard to understand what some women are looking for in a fella. Like those women who write to serial killers proposing marriage. Carrie has a type and it’s a mahusive juankair.
How many will resign before Boris? I'll bet he won't even leave when they switch off the lights, just sit in darkness refusing to leave.
It would help both Labour and the Libdems She's definitely turned on by influence and power. It'll be interesting to see how long she hangs around once Johnson is finally toppled.
There are some real gems if you search for Helen Hurford (who actually aped de Pfeffel by locking herself in a fridge room to escape press scrutiny) on twitter: https://twitter.com/hashtag/HelenHurford?src=hashtag_click
First rule of any performance - know your audience: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/79316c52-ee28-11ec-8821-d2e916a7eab3
Stupendously stupid Culture Secretary, Nadine Dorries gets through nine extra World Wars in attempt to impress upon us what a big job Johnson has.
BSJ is like that one regular who orders five pints right before you call time, and then wants to spend a few hours drinking them before going home. Just **** off.
O'Brien points out much the same: https://twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1540221837585649664 The thing about Dowden was that he was such an obvious (and fairly likeable for a Tory) candidate for very high office (before the referendum vote). He then hitched his wagon to the fark-ups, ne'er do wells, bullshytters and UKIP looneys who form this administration. The thing is, he's supposed to be a bright bloke (Oxbridge yada, yada, yada) couldn't he see that this was one band-wagon that, when it finally crashed and burned, the collateral damage of its implosion would have far-reaching implications for the Tories and our society. Nail on head: https://twitter.com/Sathnam/status/1540289369122263045
He’s a nasty b’stard who fully embraced the culture war. One of the best things about getting rid of the Tories will be for a Government that prioritises governing over divisive campaigning. Hell doesn’t have enough layers for this crop of Tories.
A huge fan of double standards and double think our Olly... Umm...you put your left leg in...umm, you put your left leg in again...umm...that's what it's all about, according to my most recent CCHQ briefing. Thank you, we move on.
"We have the tools!" says our leader in an unexpected moment of clarity and honesty. Too bloody true.
That's exactly what I thought when I first saw this picture LOL Oh, Okey-Cokey-Cokey Knees bend, arms stretch, stinking heap of sh1te
Today’s dose of Tory fantasy is the widely repeated headline Boris Eyes A Third Term. Boris Eyes A Fourth Wife I would have believed as having a fair chance of happening.
Ever wonder why Johnson is often seen jogging but is still a blob: https://twitter.com/IveaghGael/status/1541136736012607490?t=wYuqTQF6heZ-oQtZlFEfrA&s=19 Notice how even his bodyguards are wearing shorts to give the impression that they have been jogging some distance with him?! The man is a fraud.
He’s not a fake. He’s a working class bloke who believes in working class politics. He’s not a liberal. Annoying and a bit precious, maybe. But I suspect you would have very little problem with his views if dressed differently. If he is fake, who is for real?
Here is the undoctored image - why is he wearing a suit jacket with different trousers and why are the trousers sso baggy around the thigh?
Because he's a drunken, bumbling fool who is a complete and utter embarrassment to this country. The scruffy, lovable "Boris" schtick is wearing very thin now.
Good grief, I've seen people do that in comedy films before but never imagined anyone would actually do it for real. Unbelievable stuff.