Daughter’s GCSEs start on Monday so of course I must be on hand for moral support from, hmm, let’s say 2pm on Sunday. Oh dear, can’t go to this then. Gutted. So much so that I also appear to have forgotten to release my seats so that’s another two empty seats in the Rookery. Whoops. Condolences to all who are going.
given how dreadfully Cucur fared at Doncaster, I think it would be pretty embarrassing to give him minutes in the prem.
Cuck Chccklist - tick them off as you play along from home! - Big Ben Foster tributes - Pozzo flag pre-match - Power clapping players after draw/loss - Here's to you Pozzo family - 45 minutes of "we've got the ball/lost the ball" banter - Staying behind for lap of "honor" - Roy send off (even I don't think they'll do this, but who knows?)
Don’t forget “Player or the season” award .. And half hearted players trooping around the pitch “clapping”
Ok you've convinced me. I'm going. I'm not missing a celebration on that scale. Get to see a premier league team featuring an ex England striker too.
"Can I have your shirt" signs. Only acceptable if if has "f--- off you f---ing spineless ba$tards" on the back and you flip it round as they come over to hand the shirt to you
Harry the Hornet needs to knee Woy in the privates. Might make things more enjoyable. PA. Renew your season ticket pleas. No sign of Dumb and Dumber.
A goal for us last Wednesday only looked as if it would come as a result of an accident, I believe we may have more injuries so let’s not expect too much tomorrow! Although accidents do happen!
Roy Sent Off with a Woy Wed Card so he can make his escape before the final whistle and his fond farewell from the faithful.
An ex England striker who's wife is currently at the High Court in a libel case - you can't get more Premier League! Yay.
If if we did swap Pedro for Cukar and Grieves and go for the extra man advantage we still wouldn’t score!
They’ll be eating molten cheese and wearing sporty blue mirrored shades on the streets on Annecy tonight!
There will be snotty kids and very attractive middle aged Tory women on the streets on Annecy tonight!
No strikers fit today its no wonder Leicester can rest Schmeichel (allegedly). Mind you he'd get more rest actually being on the pitch