Passessive Aggressive Protest

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by neraksarrab, May 8, 2022.

  1. neraksarrab

    neraksarrab Making Professor Brian Cox look thick

    Clearly it would be unlawful to conduct a mass pitch invasion and sit-in or any other form of physical act that may cause harm or distress...but what are the ideas to deliver a meaningful protest to mark the end of the season and this absolute shamble?
     
  2. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Boycott games/throw tennis balls onto the pitch.
     
  3. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Use Tretorn.
    They're like granite!
     
  4. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    You could just serve them over from Occupation Road.
     
  5. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Dirty protest, we all wear white shorts and in unison **** ourselves, probably best to do it towards the end of the game otherwise it might get a bit smelly.
     
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  6. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I haven’t been since the Norwich game even though I have a season ticket. The idea of investing time in these losers and the idiots in charge makes me sick. And I’ve been proved right as the cowards have (checks notes) lost all 6 games. Mostly winnable games as well.

    I’ve renewed and will reassess in the summer. Likely just flushed money down the toilet and will not renew again after that unless there is a top to bottom change in attitude and direction or Pozzo sells up (which won’t happen).

    I also can’t stand seeing any more of Foster’s face so he better be gone in the summer.
     
  7. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    What about chaining ourselves to the goal posts? Or having Harry the Hornet give a rousing speech to the owners from the fans' at FT on the centre circle?
     
  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    What”s “passessive””?
     
  9. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Somebody possessed with being passive.
     
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  10. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    Just don't attend the games.

    Simple. Would be lovely to see the Vic totally empty against Leicester.
     
  11. Gromit

    Gromit Academy Graduate

    Our players have done this every game this season though.
     
  12. No guts no glory

    No guts no glory Academy Graduate

    I would say it’s more someone who passes excessively
     
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  13. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I thought there were noticeably fewer people at the Burnley game. I imagine this will be even more pronounced now. I’m doing my bit - not going to either of the remaining home games.
     
  14. neraksarrab

    neraksarrab Making Professor Brian Cox look thick

    Haha! Fair one.
     
  15. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    Throwing on tennis balls is a good idea. Even better if the fans write on them first with a marker pen.
    One word to describe their feelings towards the players and Duxbury/Pozzo.
     
  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    In the name of family friendly language, I'll omit the word '****' and just use the word 'Head'
     
  17. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I intend to clap furiously and implore all those around me to ‘support are team’.
     
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  18. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Paper darts made from programmes are a good ploy.
     
  19. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    I want a full blown riot ending with Ginos and Duxburys heads on sticks in the centre circle with Harry the Hornet dancing manically around them , show them we mean business.
     
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  20. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Been really easy to get a pint since Brentford - long may they all stay away.
     
  21. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Steady on
     
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  22. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Have some respect, no way to treat a programme, you would be better off not buying it in the first place
     
  23. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    It’s a piece of paper m8
     
  24. LaClusazSki

    LaClusazSki Reservist

    Excellent idea
     
  25. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    I doubt there will be enough there to actually create a scene. Mind you I remember Grimsby at home with Petchey....
     
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  26. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    I’m a happy clapper , TV watching fan (but have seen most of every game this season) , I turned off at half time on Saturday and don’t plan on turning on another football game until next season now

    I can not express in words how let down I feel by this squad and genuinely feel sorry for those of you that go to every game. In fact I have felt so down about our performance that in the last month I have hardly logged onto this forum as I can’t face the inquisition into how **** we are and who’s fault it is.

    I doubt if we will see many of this this squad again and frankly **** em

    If you do decide to throw paper airplanes / tennis balls / bricks onto the pitch , would appreciate it if somebody could throw one on for me.

    Probably the best protest would be if the Watford supports vocally started supporting the opposition and booing our own team
     
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  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm not paying 3 quid or whatever it costs for that load of **** just to throw it on the pitch!
     
  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    To be fair, the programme is the only good thing about match day. I’m lucky enough to get complimentary editions but these are actually really good.
     
  29. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    You could just use the Junior Hornets bit in the middle to make the dart, therefore keeping most of the programme.
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I get them offered for free but I refuse them. I tell my dad he can fill up his own recycling bin because I'm not taking them. Am I missing out?
     
  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    That's the only bit I'd want. The kids might like it and my daughter had her name in it once on her birthday.

    Which reminds me, she won a signed shirt at the fan's day before the ladies match last Sunday and I've not heard a peep from the club about delivering it.

    There's literally nothing this club won't **** up.
     
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  32. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I won't go but I'll watch the game at home, purely because I like to whinge about these overpaid, lazy ****s who are 'representing' our club.

    I've genuinely forgotten what it's like to be proud of the team or what it's like to enjoy watching a game of football.
     
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  33. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Zero applause when the team run out onto the pitch.

    When they line up. Booooooooooooooooooooo.

    Then the whistle blows. Five minutes hurl invective against Hodgson.

    Next five minutes try and locate Fuxbury in the directors box and give him hell. Even if he's not there like the coward he is, just do it.

    Next five minutes locate Gino and give him both barrels. Again if he is not there just shout for all you are worth.

    Rinse and repeat for the old toad of a coach, the smarm merchant and the incompetent who owns the club unfortunately to the final whistle.

    When it blows. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

    If the players come up to the stands to applaud just turn around and do a reverse Poznan. If you are brave drop your pants.

    If by a miracle we score don't applaud. Just silence. The players deserve a lot of flak. Most are clearly unfit to even play.
     
    Last edited: May 9, 2022
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  34. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    You are missing out. You need to save these treasures. In 50 years, there will be an 18 year old Watford fan, probably called Cam Ucko, who will want these. It will be historic evidence from the Dark Ages. These could be valuable items of memorabilia, and he won’t be able to complete his thesis without them. You will be denying the yet to be born baby Ucko his chance to get a top grade, thus he won’t be able to go to University. He’ll end up selling programmes just to make ends meet, and sharing a cardboard box with an ancient called Wolfie. Please just think of the consequences of your actions. Save baby Ucko.
     
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  35. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Namby pamby Liberal!
     

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