Troy Deeney

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by wfcSinatra, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Mazzereth

    Mazzereth Academy Graduate

    I was actually looking at getting an arbor cruiser skateboard this week. Nothing wrong with a 45 year old man on his cruiser board low fiving people as he passes by, I think.

    I might also get a t-shirt that has "Free The Weed" on the front as well.
     
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  2. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Knew you’d like it
     
  3. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    !
     
  4. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    It’s nice that we could honour a club legend in this way.
     
  5. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Guys can we please keep this thread on topic. It's not supposed to be about what it's turning into.
     
  6. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Anybody called me 'middle-aged' would be flattering me. I should be so lucky.
     
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  7. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Just horrified fascination at this 'conversation'. The guy is oblivious.
     
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  8. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Yes, kindof ironic for a post about Troy Deeney to end up being about scoring.
     
  9. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    To be fair, I'm pretty sure I'm younger than Moosegasm and "body count" is a pretty embarrassing term for this generation to use. After 18, referring to the amount of people you've slept with as a "body count" is considered rather lame generally.
     
  10. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    I dont consider it lame, I like it. That's my personal choice. I'm sure there are things you say or do in your life that I'm not into but as long as you are not harming others, I have no objection. Maybe you view the term body count as bravado, superficial, demeaning or exploitative but I don't. I see it as a symbol of a life well lived. I dont expect other people to be like me and I find it weird when people expect me to be like them, especially on a football forum. You sound like a millennial, are you not embarassed to be commenting on inoffensive terminology used by someone from Gen X on a football forum? Surely you could find something better to do with your time like eating an avocado toastie or j€rk1ng off into a pint of craft beer?
     
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  11. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Well he was certainly followed by plenty of sheep!
     
  12. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    State of this thread.

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  13. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    I have lost countless braincells just reading this thread

    I don't want to lose anymore, please stop
     
  14. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    He gone!

    So lets consign him to our history.

    Thank you Troy you done us proud, but now it's time to move on.
     
  15. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    What's your body count TVOR?
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    “Kelso-ish”
     
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  17. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not if he meant you were born in the middle-ages.
     
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    This thread has been a real education. I’d never heard of the term. Frankly the lower someone’s “stats”, the better.
    Unlike Troy’s performance stats.
     
  19. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    It's a meme
     
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  20. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Phew, so that's what it refers to. I was worried we were witnessing an online spat between two lower level assassins or something.
     
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  21. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    For someone who’s supposedly got laid a lot and lived a full life, you’re rather angry aren’t you? I assumed it was to have the opposite effect.


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  22. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Does it include inflatable dolls also? No need to even consider the other half of the transaction having any feelings that way, I suppose.
     
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  23. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    You could have at least tagged me in the post.
     
  24. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I prefer the term ‘some Dad’ myself.
     
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  25. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Moosegasm, are you 'Hank', Jim Carrey's alter-ego in "Me, Myself and Irene"?
     
  26. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    I think they are discussing which skateboard to purchase
     
  27. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    I bet he/she is an absolute hound. Easily triple figures.
     
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  28. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Moosegasm pumping his fist like a deranged chimp after Birmingham smashed again.
     
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  29. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    I'm not a very angry person. I know I appear angry on here but it's not my natural demeanor. It's something to do with the combination of online and WFC. I didn't say I've lived a full life, its extremely difficult to do that successfully and I salute those who manage it. Personally I never fancied the odds. I've just done the things I enjoy the most in life a lot. I figured the odds were much more stacked in my favor on that one.
     
  30. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    You know me so well. Obviously I'm claiming that even though he didn't start, Troy's mere presence in the dressing room was enough to see them get tonked today. Last 5 games of Deeneyness P5 W0 D1 L4 F1 A12. And oh yessss, that solitary goal in their last 7.5 hours of football was of course a Troy Deeney penalty. Troy is no doubt bragging about being top scorer in the last 5 games :D
     
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  31. J.B

    J.B First Team

    I don’t know what’s more pathetic; moosegasm’s posts or @iamofwfc dutifully liking all of them.
     
  32. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    According to Di Marzio
     
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  33. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Welcome Claudio. Hopefully you'll be shelling out for pizza quite a bit.
     
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  34. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    And have his dilly dong bell.

    But I fear if he doesn't get results before Xmas he won't last long.
     
  35. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Not convinced. I also expect he’ll be gone before Christmas.
     

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