[RELEASED] Ozan Tufan

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by YellowKicks, Aug 16, 2021.

  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Deeney nervously eyes the Colney lunch time buffet - will there be enough for them both?
     
  2. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Why hasn't the title of the thread been changed ffs
     
  3. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Bless him, he already knows we're a poxy little town somewhere near London. I love him already.
     
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  4. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Not to channel my inner TVOR here or anything, but....

    ...anyone thought about playing him in goal?
     
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  5. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    So we're holding his whole family hostage at gunpoint, then.
     
  6. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Or Charlie Miller.
     
  7. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    More importantly: why hasn't this bloomin' thread been locked already?!?! :mad:
     
  9. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    This is the go-to for some folks in the absence of information. Ignore it until you actually see the player move.
     
  10. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Istanbul is one of the best cities I’ve ever been to, if he’s excited about the Intu Centre and Columbia Press after living there there is something wrong with the boy.
     
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  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Who was brilliant. QED.
     
  12. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Surely the comments of lots of Turkish fans who have seen him over the years is a pretty good source of information? He may be slim and ready to go now of course - but I doubt the stories of his weight issues are fabricated.
     
  13. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Really? I thought he was ****.
     
  14. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Not Constantinople?
     
  15. BusheyOrn

    BusheyOrn Reservist

    Deeney and Tufan at an all you can eat buffet - they could have a competition, each starting at the opposite end of the table!
     
  16. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Some of this thread is positively Byzantine in its complexity.
     
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  17. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Just like the stories of all our fans are accurate? How long have various factions of us been arguing over Deeney, assorted managers, Capoue over the years, pick one of several dozen.... Fans are passionate - hence the name fans. That doesn't make everything that they type relevant, rational or right. It wasn't hard to find people slating Sarr last season after a few un-Sarr-like matches. The bloke might be fat. He might be thick but fit. It might not matter in either case. There's a detailed post on here from a Fenerbahce fan who says the bloke has great stamina and works hard - who is right? Okaka when he was here was solid muscle, but he was injury prone and had no stamina.

    What I've seen is that people whose first reaction tends to be negative often start out with statements like a player is fat. That doesn't mean the player isn't in fact fat, but I personally discount it.

    Watch him play a few matches before worrying about what some angry *&^%er in Turkey says in the internet.
     
  18. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Calm down fatty
     
  19. Abdi

    Abdi Academy Graduate

    Love seeing a fat ******* in midfield. No way it should be possible in the professional game but some players are able to pull it off. Fuucking brilliant.
     
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  20. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    I'd offer a snappy response but I'm finishing my third pie and am about to start in on this burger.....
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    How is anyone ‘worried’? All I’ve seen are some attempts at humour about it.

    Deeney self-admittedly has been fat. So if he left for a new club, there would be plenty of Watford fans rightly stating in their opinions to fans of his new club that he struggles with his weight. And I’d expect them to discuss that between themselves!

    Fenerbahce fined Ozan Tufan last season for being overweight…they wouldn’t have done that because it was just their ‘opinion’- and we are being told he struggles with his weight by those who have watched him far more than us. So it’s fair that when discussing him as a new signing that those points are discussed wouldn’t you agree?

    No one is negative about the signing. Far from it. We are just talking between ourselves about what we have been told about him! Some light-hearted, some serious!
     
  22. erlingbrauthaaland

    erlingbrauthaaland Academy Graduate

    No particular reason, really. I guess I got used to it being a non-native English speaker and seeing a lot of football fans use it
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    "Ozan Tufan, oh Ozan Tufan, he's a Hornet", to the tune of...



    Don't call him Fat Man!
     
  24. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

    That's nobody's business but the Turks
     
  25. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Don't be perverse. It's either the Harlequin or (if you must) Atria.
     
  26. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Charlie Miller.
     
  27. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    He's an absolute legend here in Bergen. In all fairness he was a decent fella everytime we chatted.
     
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  28. ddeX

    ddeX Academy Graduate

    Well yes, that's the sad truth. If he were a bit more determined professional, he'd have quite a different career, positively.
    On the other hand, Fenerbahce fans are a bit bitter about him leaving. He said goodbye to Fenerbahce fans on his twitter account today and he makes it sound like he's leaving for good. Whatever the clause in the buy option is, he must think it'll be triggered quite easily and make the move permanent. Fenerbahce fans are mostly bitter not because he contributed greatly to the team but because they believe Tufan hasn't at all returned all the investment the club has put in him for all these years.

    I remember another Fenerbahce player making a move to PL years ago, that was Tuncay Sanli. At that time, he was one of the best players in the Turkish league in terms of his physical strenght and stamina but in the PL he was deemed insufficient in that regard. Well, Tufan isn't exactly one of the strongest players in the Turkish league already so...

    Bonus fun fact: His last name Tufan is pronounced quite similar to "Too-Fun".
    Your captain, up and away!
     
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  29. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Yeah, maybe my memory is playing tricks but all i can really recall of him playing for us is the audfible gasp at his girth from the Rookery when he was brought on as a sub on his debut.
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2021
  30. GarbeliaHornet

    GarbeliaHornet Academy Graduate

    Only 4 yellows in 38 games last season as a CM/DM.

    I hope that means he's good at tackling...
     
  31. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    On his way.....hopefully he's the one in the white shirt.

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  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Can confirm
     
  33. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Morgan Freeman narrator voice: Tufan wasn't the one on the left.
     
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  34. soton_orn

    soton_orn Reservist

  35. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    It seems to be down to the new Dof whose name I cant spell, is it Gerrialta? Anyway, seems to know what he is doing and I think covid has forced prices down, add to that that sadly a lot of foreign teams are in a far worse financial place than us at the moment.
     
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