Watford Managers You Could Have In A Fight

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    Seeing as we ve signed a new apparent hard nut who would be best avoided in a pub brawl, I thought it prescient to discuss and rank our hardest and least hard managers past and present .

    Top of Watford coaches I wouldn’t want to fight are Ivic, Joka , Pearson and Sannino ( certified nutter )

    Bottom would be GFZ , Garcia ( dodgy ticker) and Gracia .

    GT , the gentleman, would be Queensbury Rules, so could maybe take him on points....plus he’s dead which swing things in my favour .

    I’d love to smash my fist into Silvas smug weasly face as well .
     
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    This list isn’t complete without Dyche being in your top list of who you wouldn’t want to fight.
     
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    Forgot about Dyche. Blimey we be had some tasty managers in our time . Maybe the debate should be who would win a Pub Battle Royale with the boundaries shrinking constantly ala Fornite .
     
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    Or use GFZ as the smallest denominator , and quantify how many GFZ s it would take to beat each manager .
     
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    Wouldn’t fancy getting on the wrong side of Malky!

    Brenda would get battered!!
     
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    I'm sure Malky would give anyone the nut.
     
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    Brenda Rodgers' enormous head (a sniper's dream of a bonce) would be hard to miss with a right hander
     
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    I’d smash them all to bits. I’m double ‘ard.
     
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    A lot of people would be queuing up to have a pop at Bassett no doubt .
     
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    I could’ve had Glen Roeder. The guy has got no chin, literally.
     
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    My uncle had a fight with billy McKinley . FACT!
     
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    Javi behind the smile lies an absolute lunatic.

    Colin Lee weakest manager i remember. Kept telling the fans to keep smiling.
     
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    Aidy picked a fight with Fitz Hall. No fear.
     
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    I reckon I could have Steve Perryman, especially now that he is in his sixties.
     
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    QSF would be an absolute wet lettuce.
     
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    I reckon a firm of watford managers (Pearson, Boothroyd, Sannino, Malky, Dyche, Joka and Ivic) would take any other manager firm in the country. Can't think of another club that would come close.
     
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    Boothroyd would get his head kicked in.
     
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    Steve Harrison would have soiled his pants at the thought of a fight. Which would make some sort of change at least.
     
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    All of them, at the same time.
     
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    Probably best not to fight Mazzari. It never pays to mess with the nutters.

     
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    Oi mate, there’s a ******* queue here!
     
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    Hate to say it, but I would have effortlessly weaved GT into the scenery.
     
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    "Don't hit my face!"
     
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    No more hatred for Vialli then? Silva would almost definitely be asking for his watch to be rammed where the sun don't shine.
     
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    Ultra defensive and scared to throw a punch.
     
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    Mind you, That Watch may well have special powers, in a James Bond sort of way. Lasers, explosives, garrotting wires. Plus, of course, a thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves. (For the donkeys in the next team he'll be trusted with).
     
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    Sannino. End of debate. You can close the thread now. :D
     
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    The only manager I couldn't beat in a fight is Gianfranco. He's the only one who can reach low enough to hit me in the face.
     
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    Why am I only now thinking he looks a bit like Alec Baldwin?
     
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    I'd make mince meat out of Zola.
     
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    Sugar Ray Lewington. Pound for pound the best fighter of his generation.
     
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    Alright 'Mohammed I'm 'ard Bruce Lee'
     
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    Outside, now!

    :D
     
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    Great question

    i don’t think Ivic or Joka would fight you , you would just end up being kidnapped and dumped in the foundations of a building.
     
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