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We'll lose both. To nil. Someone will say 'lose the next one and we're definitely down' after both. Some people will refer to a dentist, 1880 and red shorts as times when things were worse. A drunk man will threaten a few people on his keyboard. None of which will be a surprise.
Football is the opium of the people - snort a line and watch Watford for a synergistic double fix. You can escape reality as these class A drugs* will give you an intense feeling of happiness, or, more likely in our case, agitation. *(Supporting Watford is a highly addictive drug with life changing side effects and withdrawal symptoms).
Forget the next 2 games, cut to the chase, can you just let us know if we eventually manage to stay up this season, .....or do we go down under Pardew ?
I think I know what your referring to, after the next two games we are going to declare ourselves bankrupt effectively avoiding relegation then using money spirited way from the club we are buying Manchester City and rebranding it as New Watford Fc - absolutely genius
Only lost by one goal yesterday, which was the first surprise, going to limit Leicester to 4 on Wednesday, which will be the second surprise.