You can see how this was set up. Call to the club secretary: "Do you have any players interested in eating lots of high fat, high sugar, high calorie snacks?" *Deeney rubs his tummy and snatches phone away
I’ve been critical of Deeney’s weight and my thoughts on him as captain are pretty well known... But I think there is a rather large chance that the club wandered around the training ground seeing who’d be up for the video and Deeney likely thought it would trigger a few people...
She's not a good presenter at all; on the second sweet he literally has to ask her if she knows whats in them! How on earth is she not explaining each 'dish' in terms of what they are made of and why they are relevant/who eats them, etc etc, otherwise known as 'presenting', to actually make the video interesting to watch/informative? Abysmal.
Well Foster joked he bribes the players with sweets and fizzzy drinks . Maybe that was the problem on Saturday?! Sugar overload affected our performance.
Of all the things I miss since I became lactose intolerant it's pistachio and/or carrot barfi that always tempts me when I see them... The craving's even worse than that for a cigar.
That was classic Deeney. I just hope he eases off on Friday and Saturday morning. Oh and Troy, don't take them with Red Bull.
18 stone by Saturday, carrying his gut round in a wheelbarrow. Pint of beer in one hand pie in the other threatening to fight anyone on the opposition team
Galub Jamun are lovely, but if you try to order them in a restaurant (on the menu of course) they never have them.