Marco Silva Tapping Up Complaint

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  1. MarlonsCellMate

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    Watford to release footage of Silva meeting with Everton's board of directors
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    I can see a story emerging here...

    Everton get a 20 point deduction.

    Season starts

    We play them and lose both games home and away

    leads to media abuse from Everton fans for eternity

    Everton overtake us on the final day of the season moving up from 18th to 17th.

    Seasons over

    We get relegated

    leads to media abuse from Everton fans for eternity

    Our biggest rivals become Everton

    Out of incomprehensible anger, Pozzo's copyright Z-Cars to be used by Watford FC alone

    leads to media abuse from Everton fans for eternity

    We're the last ones laughing
     
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    The official 0-3 scoreline would represent our first away goals in quite a while.
     
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    Not if we are stuck with Z Cars.
     
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    Wonder if they have the same ad nauseam discussions on their board about replacing Z Cars?
     
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    Some scathing lyrics by Bernie Taupin on the next B side which you can never make quite out given how Elton sings them?
     
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    Ad nauseam is a bit harsh.

    Surely, in fine detail.
     
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    Do you think we should replace it.....I do. Ideally with Yellow by Cold Play.
     
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    Aren't you a mod or something now? Circumventing the swear filter too....that's worse than Reid's backing us to lose (even though that's probably made him very rich this year)
     
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    He was sneaky. He wrote Cold Play rather than yawnmongers.
     
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    Dullah, it's how many dullah you haff.
     
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    I do that too. I'm a slimy snake of a human being.....wait! No that's the first line of Marco's autobiography.
     
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    Well done Gino! This action is good news for the whole of football. Really screw them over on the price if they make a bid for Richarlison (the Brazilian Shane Long) too
     
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    Think we need to get rid of Z Cars. I for one will be boycotting and placing my fingers in my ears when it plays
     
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    That Everton forum is ABSOLUTE GOLD right now. Seriously if you are in need of cheering up, it’s the place to go.

    All those in favour of sending Kelso in as peace-maker???
     
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    Since our ongoing spell in the premier league, we're currently on coach number 4. In that same time period (August 2015 to now), Everton have just sacked coach number 4 (despite finishing eighth but strangely not condemned by the press) and are about to appoint number 5*.

    So unless Gracia is off to Sociedad shortly, they have actually surpassed us!

    *Didn't include Unsworth's first caretaker spell.
     
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    It did ******* annoy me hearing Z Cars when Tony Bellew was walking in for his recent fight with David Haye!
     
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    Moshiri, he took a notion
    For to steal from Watford FC
    And he was left with Big Fat Sam
    Walking by the Liverpool tide

    For a season, he wept with sorrow
    Tore his hair and wrung his hands
    Till he met again with Snakey
    Walking by the Liverpool sands

    Greedy Mosh are you a weeping?
    For your Snek who Pozzo sacked
    If you'll wed with him tomorrow
    A points deduction it will be

    You will buy him lots of players
    Try to bring Doucoure in
    Make a bid for Watford's Ricky
    For to play in Everton

    Moshiri you'll soon be failing
    The long court case will keep you tied
    And the Snake he is a false one
    by season's end, someone else's bride

    All Football clubs who go a poaching
    For to pinch a foreign coach
    Do not trust a Portuguese Snakey
    and never cross the Pozzos
     
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    I did my own version of z cars.

    I consider it my best work to date
     
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    I'd love it if he got the Everton job. I'm already designing fake £50 notes with Silvas head on so I can throw bundles at him when they play us.
     
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    I'm just going throw snake heads at him instead.
     
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    They are serious bunch are they? I think they're a bit upset that they're not really a big team - I mean, fancy picking up our sloppy seconds in the form of Silva!
     
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    1881, you need to put a brown envelope on every seat in the stadium when we play Everton, so we can wave them at Hissy Sid throughout the game.
     
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    The only thing about this is that my kinda expect the PL to be weak and do very little about this. Tapping up another club’s manager is surely a very serious allegation and an explicit breaking of leaguer rules. Yet, upon us reporting this, they seem to be saying ‘sort it out amongst yourselves. We will only get involved if you can’t’. Which essentially is giving Everton a chance to pay their way out of a serious breaking of rules.

    We absolutely must have some evidence this has happened or the PL surely would have just dismissed us and I really can’t see why Kenwright and Co would meet us and offer us money if they were so sure. It just doesn’t make any sense.

    If there is evidence, then Everton should be paying is damages REGARDLESS. If they want Silva still, we should then be due compensation. And finally the PL should also issue their own punishment.

    Everton have been carefree beyond belief in my eyes as the PL have given them a golden opportunity to pay their way out of trouble and a serious allegation. And they’ve gambled and not taken it. So they deserve absolutely everything they get - I just don’t have faith in The PL to do it.
     
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    I think my favourite post was one of their fans genuinely believing that Kenwright and his mate met our owners/lawyers ‘just to be polite’ and is no indication of any wrongdoing. Obviously that claim was sandwiched in between claims of how massive they are, how tinpot we are and how we don’t register on their consciousness at all - even after taking many points of them since being in the PL.
     
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