Weredeer - Day 1

Who hasn't joined in today?

 

Ok seeing as we're an hour away from the village shutting, so far no 2nd message -most likely from the were-deer, 3 people have yet to post:

Darave8
Jellyman
Optimistic

I reckon one of them is evil.

 

I believe both Opti and Darave are experienced Werewolf players.

Opti was the Wolf one game ago I think? He was very good as well.

 

I have to vote now and I am also on Tapatalk and in a rush and cant log in via google chrome etc for some reason. Meh. Please take this as my final vote.

Because of inactivity I vote Darave. Sorry Darave I randomly picked you out of the three inactive ones.

 

Seems very possible that one of the absentees today is the alpha. Don't really think there's anything to lose by commenting today, could easily have set someone else up. Although it's going to be difficult to tell until the votes come in. I would immediate suspect anyone that hasn't commented until late to be honest.

 

Heading out soon so going to vote now. Following the logic of the herd and voting for one of the inactive players. ..

 

Squibba I can vote on your behalf.

Due to low numbers anyway I'm reluctant to kill off non-posters on day 1. How about a 1 day amnesty?

If none of them post tomorrow then out.

 

I'm going for a non player.

Like Squibs said (although random he remembered this but forgot some very basics of the game), Opti was dangerous before and so I think I'll go for him. The others will be easier fish to catch.

 

I'll take that as there being some significant players in the non-responders who you don't want to bump

 

I think you can be forgiven on Day 1.

My vote goes to Opti.

 

Non player it is. Especially if they won't be killed off for inactivity. Jellyman it is for no particular reason.

 

13 minutes to go so it's unlucky for someone. I'll even things up a bit and and vote for the inactive Darave.

 

Guardian needs to think carefully tonight.

I reckon the wolves will waste a kill or two going for me tonight

 

Just back from work, exceptionally busy so haven't been able to post. As usual, not much to go on during day one until there's a second message (if any), so I'd hazard against just throwing names (like mine) at random.

 

Oh, was 7 the deadline for messages?

 

The village shut at 7pm/

 

Oh balls.

 

Only half have voted.

 

In fairness I don't think it was obvious from the off that the village closed at 7.

 

The village is still open. Been walking the dog. Vote away.

I did put in the rules it was 7 but not in the day thread so maybe my bad.

 

Apologies for the late vote, have been out cycling around the village and totally forgot. I've gone for a non poster, Darave8, for no other reason than he had less votes than other non posters.

 

Been busy all day, just going to have a quick read of the thread and will cast my vote shortly!

Update: Nothing to go on, will vote one of the inactive players.

 

Right. Sorry for delay. something came up.

Not a good first day - 3 non-contributors and 5 non-voters! Surely the FA Cup wasn't that much of a draw?! Was going to call it but will give it another day. Non-contributors and non-voters will be automatically eliminated tomorrow evening.

Will post the write up in about 20 mins and open up the Grotto.

 

The villagers gathered in the square all eager to witness this most gruesome of horrors unfold before them. Otter stumbled in behind looking smashed after being in the pub since the morning, falling ar$e first into the fountain crashing through the ice into the cold water below, his shoulders and head the only thing escaping getting soaked. That’ll sober the little fool up Cthulhu murmured, still annoyed that the un-ploughed snow in front of his hut had blocked his door in resulting in him having to climb through the window to get to the lynching.

There had always been tension between the two of them, ever since Otter hag gotten a bad stomach and blamed it on some rotten turkey meat sold to him by Cthulhu so shopped him to steve harrow the Elf Inspector.

What Otter didn’t know is that it was hornetgags who’d actually laced the turkey with a bit of laxative before giving the turkey to Cthulhu in an attempt to make Cthulhu himself sick so he couldn’t go out on a date with Mary Jane McJaneface, who hornetgags had always had a crush on. Turns out Mary Jane McJaneface didn’t actually like elves at all and was only going out with Cthulhu so she could get some cheap meat to give to her real crush, Tom the troll from Trollminster, who she eventually ran off with sometime back in the 7th cycle of the age of Pokemon. They were apparently married now and expecting octuplets.

Anyway, I digress. So popcorn brought and seats taken, the villagers waited in anticipation of the big event.

Poor Opti was dragged in by Harrow and Grrwood up to the turkey guillotine that hornetgags used to off his Turkey buddies, and bound Opti to the strong (if ageing and rickety) wooden frame.

Furtix got his stepladder out (because he was a short elf you see) and removed the ‘No Dogs’ sign from above his pub door, hanging it over Opti's head and laughingly haughtily proclaiming “I hate dogs and I hate dog healers. We’ll see if this smelly runt is a dogdeer now won’t we lads!!!”.

Otter was now singing and chanting about how he’d beaten Homer and Barney at the local Snow Plow awards and why they lost because they were so stupidly yellow, and in any case “what an awful song Yellow was anyway. The sort of tune some idiot would suggest their football team run out to?!”

“So who will do the deed” came a silent whispy voice from the back. “who will do what should be done and pass the blade over the neck of this, this...” and at that moment hornetgags stepped up.

For an elf who struggled to kill his turkeys because he’d named them all, he was particularly cold and unswerving when it came to this fearful and horrifying act.

Without a moments hesitation, the rope was loosened, the axe fell, and for one second, that felt like a lifetime to the villagers, the head hung from a tendon swinging like a bauble on a Christmas tree before it snapped, hit the floor and rolled under Steve Leo Beleck’s chair. “Helluva time to lose your head” Beleck chuckled to himself getting out his pen and paper and writing it down for future use... 'Comedy gold!

Everyone moved their glance back from the head to the gaping neck, waiting for that trickle to confirm or deny the verdict they had already passed was righteous.

It trickled…..red!

Opti was quite good.

The audience gasped in astonishment; Mike borrowed a couple of mobile phones; Diamond thought about organ harvesting and HarrowOrn just stunk the place up.

The village closed.

Weredeers message me your kills, Guardian message me who you're protecting.

 

Oh sh!t...

 

Oi. Stop posting in the day 1 thread I would close it but I don't have the admin rights...

Day 2 coming soon....

Patience my young elves.