Werewolf XVII - Day One

Discussion in 'Old Games' started by Optimistichornet, Aug 26, 2016.

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  1. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    I'll be filming the funeral for my next channel 5 documentary - How To Have A Funeral On Benefits. If you could all stand around in string vests with your obligatory dogs, holding 2l bottles of cider and smoking 20 fags that'd be great.
     
  2. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    Don't understand why the seer would necessarily post first. Strange theory to me
     
  3. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    Morning all. Random votes today I expect - not expecting the messages to reveal anything really!
     
  4. 352

    352 Moderator

    Sat here in the shop, bored. Daydreaming that I'm eating houmous on the hill in Everton Park, looking over a beautiful day in the best city in the world.

    I wonder whether the wolves will try being quiet and out of the spotlight.
     
  5. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    All votes are final.
     
  6. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    The webview thing doesnt work. When I vote I will say "Final Vote: .............." in bold. Hope that is ok with everybody!
     
  7. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Anyways, free walk in clinic at my surgery should anyone want to stop by. I am quite lonely here!
     
  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I'm offering odds on the time period of the first message:

    1/2 - before 2pm
    2/1 - between 2-3pm
    5/1 - between 3-4pm
    12/1 - after 4pm

    See me in the butcher shop.
     
  9. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    But if we select the correct time then it instantly puts us in the firing line!

    Nice try Otter, nice try indeed.
     
  10. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    Or Otter knows what time the first post is going to be !
     
  11. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Not a clue mate, I just assume that it will come sooner rather than later.
     
  12. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    That's what she said! :naughty:
     
  13. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    What about odda on no message? 100/1 surely.
     
  14. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Got to love all the quirky spelling mistakes today, or is it just me looking for subliminal messages?
     
  15. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    I have been in the pub since midday so expect more to come!
     
  16. 352

    352 Moderator

    Who was it that did those excellent rhymes at the end of each day last game? Would look it up but I'm driving around (working) today. I hope we see a glorious return.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    This is a bit boring innit? First day of Werewolf, especially with a small cast, it's basically like a 1st round League cup game.

    No messages to go on.

    Where's TVOR to throw around baseless accusations with absolute conviction when you need him?
     
  18. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    At what time does the village close?
     
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Opti - I can still see the graveyard.
     
  20. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    When do we start counting posts to weed out the quiet wolves?
     
  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I have this rash....
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    errr, started doing it ten minutes ago. Everyone seems to have posted apart from Ashdon, by my counting.
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Right, everyone's quiet now. Suggest we start lynching people in batches.
     
  24. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    Well you have the "rash" so...
     
  25. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    We are gathered here today to celebrate the life and to honour the memory of Hornmeister.

    It is the death of our friend that has brought us together but his life that we wish to remember. We are drawn here by our common love, our common respect and our common grief. This is certainly an occasion for sorrow but may it also be an occasion for thanksgiving because we are thankful for the gift of life and we are thankful that Hornmeister lived among us.

    Hornmeister was a pillar of our society, an entrepreneur, a political activist and a poet. His child slavery practices kept corporation's profits high, and increasing profits for himself. He would often
    be seen around the village in his less than affable car and campaigned vigorously to oust foreigners from the UK, in true Christian spirit. His poetry was sublime and my favourite of his writings was:

    Roses are red
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over love
    You're about to be fisted

    We therefore commit his parts of the body not butchered to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, looking for that blessed hope when the Lord Himself shall descend from heaven with a shout.

    Would any of his friends like to deliver a eulogy, assuming he had friends?
     
  26. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Utter ****.
     
  27. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Anonymous Message #1

    Salutations villagers. Eager to pull out a baddy, I viewed the suspiciously quiet Grrwood.

    Eventually got a response and it turns out he is GOOD.

    Roll on tomorrow and a chance to view someone else.
     
  28. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    i intend to close the village at 9pm but am on call tonight so will depend on my availability.
     
  29. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Thank you Diamond, a beautiful and fitting eulogy.

    Now as I pass round the collection plate, please give generously for the needy as I have a tip in he 3:15 at Lingfield.

    So go in peace.
     
  30. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Anonymous message 1 on the first day never gives us much to go on until the game progresses somewhat. Don't read too much into it, yet.
     
  31. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Don't forget to place your bets at the butcher shop.
     
  32. hornetgags

    hornetgags McMuff's lovechild

    Does the 'collar' discount still apply?
     
  33. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Right. How long have you had it?
     
  34. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Was it Meh?

    They were excellent.
     
  35. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Soon I hope
     
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