Any weird crushes

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  1. ratrap

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    OK, Meh, we're nearer the mark. As for Sally Nugent, a few things:

    a) Emily Nugent is hotter, and
    b) You could place a yardstick between those eyes, yet
    c) I spent a week thinking the BBC were broadcasting her in the wrong aspect ratio, and I don't like
    d) Her penchant for enjoying thundering bouts of her own flatulence

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    ratrap, Mar 18, 2015
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    Ted Nugent.
     
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  3. Meh!

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    Sally was co-anchor this morning. Had a bit of a sexy husky voice thing going on!!!
     
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  4. ratrap

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    Is that another way of saying 'she has a face for radio'?
     
    ratrap, Mar 18, 2015
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    Back to the OP's weirdness:

    Well that accounts for Shergar's teeth...
     
    ratrap, Mar 18, 2015
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    Philomena Cunk.
     
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    Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock.

    Not a classic beauty perhaps, but get her out of that parka and sensible shoes, couple of glasses of the old 'gasolina' and a bit of James Brown on and I reckon she'd be off like a gamma ray burst from deep space.

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    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Mar 18, 2015
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    Linda Cardellini is the least weird crush ever. She's hot.
     
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    She'd need to be gagged too. Not in a creepy 'Women need to shut up' way, but her babbling in that voice for the duration would be very distracting.
     
    Filbert, Mar 18, 2015
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    The pulsating Pui Fan Lee (aka Po from Teletubbies) who now stars in CBeebies Show Me, Show Me.

    Also starred as a lusty lesbian in full-on carpet mastication scenes in Metrosexuality on Ch4 a while back.

    Yarss.

    Show me, show me, bayyyybeeeeeee....


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    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Mar 18, 2015
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    some girl who works in our building who i don't know
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    That's the point though, in any other garb, nah. In the Velma Dinkley gear, it does something!
     
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    She's a tiny little thing. What the Profanasaurus in 'Viz' describes as a 'throwabout'.
     
    ratrap, Mar 19, 2015
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    1) No - too much slap.
    2) Need to elaborate.
    3) Who shot JR? I would've.
     
    ratrap, Mar 19, 2015
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    I'd let her search for Miss Mouse in my garden any day of the week!
     
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    You've probably all seen this but it is causing a storm on the internet...

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    Australian presenter Natarsha Belling's neckline.

    But she's not the only one...

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    ratrap, Mar 19, 2015
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    The internet needs to get over itself.
     
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  18. ratrap

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    Just its leg, surely?
     
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    That posh one from Egg-heads that won Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
     
    R55BKR, Mar 20, 2015
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    Clive, this woman is a hard core socialist. Are you sure that isn't the real attraction?
     
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    :dismay: I think she'd make funny noises.
     
    ratrap, Mar 20, 2015
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    Lady Penelope
     
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  23. ratrap

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    There would be strings attached...
     
    ratrap, Mar 22, 2015
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    Kirsty Young. Think it's the accent.
     
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    Bit late to this one. Mariella Frostrup (voice), Victoria Principal from Dallas (chest - bit historical now though), Carol from the weather of course (chest again and she's just so nice - no idea what the weather's doing in Cork when she's sideways on though), her out of Hunger Games (feisty and looks a bit like my sister (also feisty) - leave it!). Some more weird than others admittedly. Oh and the female in the pub that I'm currently working on ...
     
    KelsoOrn, Mar 23, 2015
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    Have you ever considered how much Lady P. looks like Mrs T.?

    I identify a Freudian thing going on here.
     
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    Giggity.

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    Apricot and pineapple.
    Very weird crush.
     
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    Cheetara (Thundercats) - I'd smash that all night.

    Velma (Scooby Doo) - ginger nerd - she'd be grateful

    Aislyn Bea
     
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    Julia Bradbury. I can never quite seem to concentrate on where she’s walking to.
     
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    This bloke?
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    Jo Joyner. I'd go through her like a hot curry.
     
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    your mum
     
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