Valentines last year

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  1. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    who wouldnt :rolleyes: ;D
     
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    Don't you cook ?

    As for the hotel... behind the bushes down the park was good enough when I was single (in the bushes, if it was during the day)... I have to admit that on a log over a stream with a family of kids walking past just out of sight and my GF putting her fingernails to work was a little uncomfortable but... worth it.
     
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    sir trevor mcdonald
     
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  4. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    wow, that was possibly too much info there siggy, you nasty public do'er!

    lol
     
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  5. Siggy

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    That was 15 years ago... it's amazing how much marriage and a 3 year old cramps your style. In fact, I'm always surpised how many married people have kids... let alone multiple ones... Marriage and a kid are two of the most effective forms of contraception !
     
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  6. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    marriage is not on my to do list til about 40 yrs old...


    ...by that time darius might still be single and possibly desperate :rolleyes:
     
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    And old, fat, half crippled by arthritis and skint having spent his wages on fast women or slow horses.
     
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  8. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    lol, sounds like a catch to me!!! ;D
     
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    personally i prefer jay
     
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    Sheesh, what have these tall, rich, handsome, fit, single footballers got that I haven't ?

    :rolleyes:
     
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  11. HornetteCarly

    HornetteCarly Future Mrs Henderson

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    the name darius ;D
     
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    ;D ;D ;D There speaks a man of experience. Spot on my friend.
     
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    Ok, so what is it with footballers' names ? How many Darius's do you know in the real world ? or Jay's ? Hameur has an excuse, I s'pose but Jordan, Malky, Gavin, Dominic, Adrian... wtf !

    What happened to John, Peter, Paul, David, Joseph etc ???
     
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  14. HornetteCarly

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    i know like 2 jays, 1 jordan and one dominic ;D

    As for what happened to John etc... i guess people got tired of naming their kids after saints and prophets ;D
     
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    when was the last time anyone met a thor?
     
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    Few days ago, nice chap.
     
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    sounds like an episode of eastenders, was she drunk?
     
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    no. she was rounding a corner at a million miles an hour in her jeep while talking on the phone.
     
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    anyway in the end this year i gave in and splashed out on the misses
    I bought her a bag and a belt
    hopefuly the hoover will work well now.
     
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  20. HornetteCarly

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    my dad told me that joke in the car :rolleyes: lol it was on talksport ;D
     
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    Can't complain here. As i type the missus is downstairs cooking me a meal. Happy days!
     
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