I want a Zola mask. With this in mind is there anyone out there with the talent to produce a Zola mask template which I could print off, back up on card board and add some elastic? I will then try my hardest to talk my good lady wife into both of us wearing one during our next scheduled session of love cuddles. Failing that, I was planning on wearing it to the Brighton away match and was hoping to be joined by others. So two questions, can anyone do this? And if so, who’s up for turning the Amex away end into a sea of Zola’s? (I hope there are at least a few takers, because if there isn’t it will be easy at Brighton to spot the pervert who tried to get his Mrs to have sex whilst wearing a Zola mask).:doh: Ps...if it works we could have a different player each away match, imagine a wall of Cassetti beards.
Yeah they're actually only four quid each. Just imagine, possibly 2000 orns there all in Zola masks and sombreros (to mix it with Orny Arry's idea about sombreros). Would be funny as feck
Cool, cheers, will look into this. Although was hoping someone would have the talent to produce a template which folk could print off. Was thinking there would be a bigger take up and participation if folk could do it for free.
How about we get the 1881 to look into this? If they buy x amount of masks and then get to the Amex early and put them on the seats and hand them out to people to put on for kick off and to take home, it could very well prove to be a success. Or instead of Brighton away it could be done for one of the TV games we have?
What about just for the 1881 should they get a certain section a la Brum and then however many seats they like surrounding their section?
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Would still at least a thousand! I got a quote for 500 to be done (minimum they do in bulk) and it was a fortune.
500's their minimum? Bloody hell that would cost a lot. Tbh I don't even know what the 1881's budget is, but yeah it can't cover that. Oh well
Surely it's just a case of printing these off in bulk? I am sure we all have access to a computer too, for those who want to print it off themselves. A few 1881 volunteers can recoup these costs by selling them off pre-Brighton in the concourse, etc, for, say, 50p each? Bring a big box of string or elastic bands and let folk do it themselves.... Not hard.
I'm afraid so. Each and every hair must be perfectly re-created so that it mimics the Bearded One's beard. This must also grow overtime to again mimic the Bearded One's beard. This does a require a skin flake of the Bearded One, which is hard to come by as his beard consumes them.
Having them all cut ramps up the cost I believe, we used to have an industrial cutter at work, but even that can't do complicated things like eyes etc, just could go through lots of pieces of paper/card like a guillotine. Someone probably could make it all back, but it's a lot of an initial outlay.
I am sure we can get 20 people on here to print off 100 copies of a mask at work, cut the holes and the outline of the face. Can't be that hard, surely!
I think this could be a goer but as the Brighton away match isn't for a while yet I think we need some practice. With this in mind, should you wish to accept it, this is my challenge... I want to see Zola doing stuff. I want folk to print off the above template and turn it into a fully functioning mask. I then want pictures posted on here of the mask being worn whilst doing stuff. I want to see Gianfranco washing his car, I want to see Gianfranco doing some ironing, god damn it I want to see Gianfranco angrily remonstrating with a parking attendant. The funnier and more imaginative the better. I shall be posting my entries from next week onwards as I will need to use my work printer on Monday.
It may well cost you your liberty if Special Branch catch you: word has it that Julian Assange has ordered a Cassetti mask to a) sneak out of the Ecuadorian embasssy but most importantly to b) help bed a load of chicks.
