[RUMOUR] Ze Luis

According to a Swedish podcast, Ze Luis of Spartak Moscow could be on his way to Watford. The striker scored 5 and assisted 7 in 21 appearances in the Russian top flight last season.

https://www.acast.com/sillypodden/avsnitt98-contesmystiskaplan

The podcast is in Swedish and Ze Luis is mentioned 54 minutes in.

Someone who follows the league had this to say about him:
Reliable striker. He's quick and works excellently for the team. Great on headers and passes. He's improved a lot. https://t.co/ntTJaRdsL5 <-- the question asked

 

Lissen very carefullee, I will sey zis only once...

 

Think he'll end up at Porto to play under his former coach.

 

There's a conversation on Twitter about this guy from Spartak fans and he sounds like a mix between Okaka and Deeney but quicker. They seem quite happy for him to leave.
Amazing in the air, works hard, strong and he's lightening quick but misses a lot of games through injury, poor with the ball at his feet and poor in front of goal.

 

Who the hell is Ze?

 

Good Moaning!

 

Lightning quick and poor with ball at feet sounds like an awful mix

 

Sounds like Anya

 

A mix between Okaka and Deeney yet lightening quick ??
Often Injured, poor with the ball at his feet and poor in front of goal. Sounds great.

 

Theo Walcott and Raheem Sterling have made a career out of it.

 

From the Cape Verde Islands. Our quest to field a player from every country in the world continues... we only signed Merkel to fill that Kazakh-German-sized hole in our midfield

 

That should be in the Politics section.

 

Watched some of his goals and assists from last season, is a cross between Vydra and Deeney if that is even possible. Would be a good signing imo.

 

Vydra + Deeney = Boris Johnson

 

Not a great record and at 26 is pretty much at his peak as a striker. Again a really uninspiring addition if he is really intended for our squad of 25.

What's happened to the big name strikers we were linked with 3-4 weeks ago ?

 

Often when it goes quiet that's when the paperwork is being drawn up with the Pozzos.