I know the bit about the sign round his neck and pen in hand is a joke, but has he really left Bordeaux by mutual consent, because if he has that would mean he is now a free agent, and we could still sign him? So could he be worth thinking about as apparently he can play either R or L back and is a Senegal international, therefore he could possibly be valuable defensive backup.
I’ve heard that life is an illusion and we will one day transcend it into pure consciousness. Is that the sort of thing you mean?
Pay as you play international loans are the only possibility now but not sure if you can add a commitment to buy at the end ?
I thought he probably was not, but I thought it was worth getting you to clarify whether your whole post was a spoof, or just the neck sign and pen bit, so thanks for the clarification.