You know it is summer when..........

Newspapers report:

That a great white shark has been spotted off the coast of Cornwall, in fact it is just a basking shark.

Britain is set to be invaded by 'killer European wasps'

 

Why don't you just rename the thread, "You know it's the Daily Express when..."

 

Because responses don't have to be from a newspaper.............

 

All the Old Etonians can be seen and heard at Queen's Club.

Makes me want to throttle them.