Xisco Munoz

Discussion in 'Former Players Archive' started by The Recluse, Dec 18, 2020.

  1. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Perfect! Being active on Twitter is simply the best credential needed to be a professional football manager. Apparently he also has some good selfies on Insta as well so should be brilliant. He may like to play the ball on the floor but its not as if we have been hoofing it under Ivic anyway.
     
    Last edited: Dec 20, 2020
  2. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    New manager bounce would be useful on Boxing Day
     
  3. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    This **** is the most catastrophic signing our club has made since the last one.

    Just GO.
     
  4. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    As a relatively recent COG this is how I now feel:

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  5. quincymd

    quincymd Academy Graduate

     
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  6. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Eleven games. How do you show a philosophy in eleven games?
     
  7. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    If only we'd appointed a manager.
     
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  8. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Draft something on Microsoft Paint, make sure your agent is in cahoots with Gino and ‘Welcome to Watford’.
     
  9. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Who the f*ck is this guy!?

    I don’t even know what to say about this appointment, he’s managed a handful of games in bloody Georgia and I’m baffled as to what qualifies him for this job.

    Seems to me the club are constantly having to hire & fire due to their own piss poor decisions in the first place.
     
  10. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    Says attacking philosophy to his coaching. Presume he kicks people?
     
  11. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    Not gonna write him off on day one, but, you know... it's a mad one. If this doesn't work out then I think Gino and the boys can kiss goodbye to any shreds of respect they still receive from the fans.
    11 games in Georgia. Classic.
     
  12. Chewitt

    Chewitt Forum Extraordinaire

    Someone has had some fun with his Wiki

     
  13. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Is this a dream?
    Has Gino got an ass's head?
    Has F***sbury turned into a raspberry blancmange?
    Beyond parody.
     
  14. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    The fact it’s such a left field appointment, with no obvious reason on the surface as to why we would appoint him, I’m actually cautiously optimistic.

    Because if he isn’t some sort of hidden gem genius then Gino, Scott & co have officially lost it.

    I guess that’s a win, win. He either gets us promoted or he’s as awful as his credentials say he will be and we can all officially join the Pozzo Out camp.


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  15. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Jokes aside it’s just utterly bizarre. You could maybe (but still not understand it) accept it if it had been 11 games in the premier league.

    Even then how often do you see caretaker coaches do well for 10 or so games in the Premier league (or any league) and then fall off a cliff performance wise.

    But its the bloody Georgian league! 11 games wouldn’t tell us anything if he’d won every game 20-0.

    Completely ****ed up.
     
  16. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Join us and together we can wet beds across the galaxy

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  17. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

    They've even put his name on masking tape on the official welcome picture. Look closely and you can see Ivic still written underneath. Doesn't bode well.

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  18. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    He looks like he’s from a Spanish boy band that have reformed 20 years after splitting up.
     
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  19. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    I doubt its completley left field

    Im sure some internet sleuths can check and will find out that Munoz belongs to the same agency as a bunch of **** players Watford/Udinese have signed over the last few years
     
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  20. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Probably that Belgian one who ejaculates seven times.


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  21. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    The blokes only qualification is the 50m swimming badge.

    Shambles.
     
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  22. Loyalhornet

    Loyalhornet Reservist

    Ok I see it’s official. Bizarre choice to say the least , but who knows? Lets see what this guy can do ...
     
  23. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Wish the guy well but don't get too comfy!

    One fall out with Deeney and co and he'll be gone.
     
  24. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Hang on, lads and lasses before we go doubting this guy, the official statement says he's also had coaching experience (turns out he was interim coach) at Pobla de Mafumet in the *checks notes* fourth tier of Spanish football. Now if that can't get a tune out of £35m Sarr then nothing will!
     
  25. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    That's why he's been employed. His philosophy will be what Gino tells him it is
     
  26. WalthamstowHornet

    WalthamstowHornet Academy Graduate

  27. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    I am hedging my bets by liking this - in case we are promoted and this thread resurfacres:)
     
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  28. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    One thing that hasn’t really been put together on here...is that this appointment perfectly explains everything that went on yesterday. I don’t believe ‘Deeney’ has been the instigator of Ivic going. He and Ivic have clearly butted heads but it’s a convenient smokescreen, hence the clubs extremely weird statement that they didn’t need to make.

    The stories about Xisco appeared in the week. Someone with loose lips obviously spoke to someone they shouldn’t have. Ivic will have known the writing was on the wall, probably knew Deeney has the owners ear and assumed Deeney has acted upon the squads general unhappiness with Ivic. Who knows if that’s true. But I bet that’s why Deeney was dropped and would make sense why the club were confused at talk of ‘disciplinary’ issues.
     
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  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He has the same agent as Javi Gracia.
     
  30. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Absolutely unbelievable. They’ve actually appointed him.

    This is a new level of penny pinching, cost cutting, slapdash recruitment from Gino and co.

    They have lost my trust now. I’ve said it on other threads but time to go now.
     
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  31. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Anyone know anything about any of his backroom team that’s listed? Please tell me something positive about any of them...

    There’s also no mention of his contract length. Oh I do wonder why.

    Shame on the club for saying lessons had been learned.
     
  32. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    They will also be on short contracts
     
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  33. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    Ok maybe he will do well, maybe he won’t. He’ll be gone before we know it anyway. If we do somehow go up our incompetent and shambolic owners will either not give him a contract with a pay rise for promotion or won’t pay for the coaching badges he needs to manage in the EPL.

    Literally couldn’t care less now. Although I will be morbidly curious following our long drawn out collapse into League One or Two football. Hope I’m
    wrong of course, but smacks of arranging deck chairs on the Titanic at the moment.
     
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  34. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    This is what our club does to us. We start to think "he's so ******* unheard of and inexperienced, this just could work...".
     
  35. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    No it doesn’t, I don’t buy that at all.
     

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