Wooooo! Glasto 19!

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 26, 2019.

  1. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It was good when John Peel did it.

    He was pissed, mind.
     
  2. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    I haven’t quite got my head around the recent Met Office trend for naming weather systems heading towards the UK. You surprise me that we’re already on Storm Z. I must’ve missed A-Y.
     
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  3. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I have to admit I didn't watch his set, so feel free to correct me but Stormzy seems like a classic case of 'The Emperor's New Clothes' to me. All the Radio 1 DJs (including his girlfriend Maya Jama who is so irritating and thick I have to turn the radio off when she's on) wax lyrical about his deep and profound messages and imply he's the most relevant lyricist of his generation. Yup, I can see that from the first few lines of "Big for your Boots":

    "You're getting way too big for your boots
    You're never too big for the boot
    I've got the big size twelves on my feet
    Your face ain't big for my boot
    Kick up the yout"

    Deep.

    Never been to Glastonbury, but went to V Festival over 20 yrs ago. I was the kind of festival goer @Clive_ofthe_Kremlin hates - went with a friend who worked for a record label; spent most of our time between acts in the "posh" backstage bit with nice food and nice loos; and stayed in a cheap hotel nearby rather than camp. Sorry Clive - was good fun though!

    Taking both mini HHs and a couple of their friends to their first festival in August, for the younger one's 13th birthday. We're going to Victorious as, although it doesn't have the strongest line up, it's only half an hour away and is quite family friendly. Only problem is, on Sunday I will want to see New Order but know I'll end up having to accompany the minors to Clean Bandit.
     
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  4. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Agree with a lot of that. Jama is so far up her own backside it's unreal. Totally devoid of the ability to laugh at herself too.

    Thought Stormzy was ok and a decent performance last night, but he has been put in the uncriticisable bracket by the media. He still has a bit too much of that "ladies, my mercedes" and "look how hard I am" to his lyrics for my liking, plus all the Jesus crap.

    Love New Order. Listened to Technique this morning while running, it's their finest work.
     
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  5. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

  6. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    It's still just someone playing records. Peel could have chosen the playlist and got someone else to play them and it would have been exactly the same!
     
  7. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Listen to Idles lyrics. They are totally original in that they deal with male depression, toxic masculinity, NHS amongst other things. Not to everyones tastes granted but their message and direction can't be faulted.

    I'm currently sat in the Glasto sun waiting for my next beer to be brought to me in between sets. Heard Stormzy was good and watched a bit on my phone from my sleeping quarters this morning. I bailed on watching him in favour of Tame Impala - don't regret it.
     
  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Overuse of the adjective "amazing."

    It's so ingrained that people just say things like "I'm going to see the blah blah blah and they're going to be amazing."


    There is no critical eye anything. All just different types of amazing.
     
  9. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Just for you, I'll give Idles another go.

    Tame Impala are only doing well on the basis that they're the only ones making that kind of music. A couple of good songs but they are miles behind My Bloody Valentine, Ride and Curve.
     
  10. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I raise you with AWESOME!!!

    In the US unfailingly boomed through Firmino white teeth.
     
  11. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Brandon Flowers looks like a Thunderbirds version of Tim Henman.

    I’ve not seen the Killers before.

    Offensively inoffensive.
     
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  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    My son, 19, assures me Stormzy is the real deal for the youth.

    It’s all a bit curated, though, these days.

    The influencers factory farm their likes to shove in front of the big brands.

    Ideal conditions for a downward doom loop in creativity.

    Btw, hoping that no one in the forum is putting their cap down their ass. Certainly not in this weather.
     
  13. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I like The Killers and enjoyed their set, especially their encore with The Pet Shop Boys and Johnny Marr. Wash your mouth out re lovely Brandon - I will not have you liken one of my celebrity crushes with Tim Henman.
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Neil seemed to have misread the weather forecast.
     
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  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Niles Crane Award for this post.
     
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  16. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    Killers are bang average pop parodies, how anyone chose that over the chemical brothers idk.
     
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  17. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Glastonbury finds for me so far are Michael Kiwanuka and Jungle. Both perfect for chilling out in the hot sun.
     
  18. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    With all the debate about whether music has got worse, the problem with booking headliners and festival line-ups is a pretty easy one to deal with.

    Working within the industry, it’s hard for Glastonbury to always pull special headliners now due to the rise of one-day London festivals such as BST. They will pay an extortionate fee to an act to play Hyde Park but insist on them being a UK exclusive which rules Glastonbury out. You will get the odd year when they get The Rolling Stones and what have you - but they have to give breaks to acts like Stormzy more regularly now. The Killers and The Cure have quite recently headlined other festivals that wouldn’t normally hold a torch to Glastonbury.

    Likewise, there aren’t many big acts these days who can headline whilst also playing new material the crowd actually want to hear. Arctic Monkeys are probably the one I can think of who buck that trend. But a lot of acts will want to play their most recent stuff whereas a lot of the crowd will want a greatest hits set. It’s a fine balancing act being able to get a huge act who can straddle both lanes.
     
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  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Really getting old m8. Grandad and his shoegazing bands.
     
  20. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    It's quite hard to not get old.
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Tell me about it.
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Glitter and **** on grown ass women's faces. Stop it.
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Watching Kylie and it's bringing back all the memories of when I started hating her in the early 1990s. Great times.
     
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  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Just heading out to see the B52s.

    Although more like the B67s these days.
     
  25. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Watford being represented nicely

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  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    The Chemical Brothers set was awesome.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Really good that the cure are doing some of their older and more obsCure stuff. Not just the hits.
     
  28. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    No gimmicks, just great tunes and musicianship. Fantastic stuff.
     
  29. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    The crowd appear to be the same person photoshopped in over and over.
     
  30. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    When I saw the Arctic Monkeys (at a festival) they played a whole load of new crap that nobody was interested in and cut some of their classics. Came across very badly, and most left the show a bit p*ssed off.

    People go to watch you on tour to see your new material. They come to festivals to see the hits.
     
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  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    We're not about to do a free-form jazz exploration in front of a festival crowd.
     
  32. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

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  33. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Hope you enjoy our new direction.
     

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