Who are our rivals?

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Cthulhu, May 17, 2018.

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Who are our rivals in red shorts by Cold Play

  1. Luton - Obviously it will always be them

    36 vote(s)
    59.0%
  2. Everton for the tapping up of the snake

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%
  3. Muff - because Eddie Howe

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%
  4. Red shorts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  5. Yellow by Cold Play - purely to raise Meister's blood pressure

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  6. Black shorts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  7. Your Song by Elton John - despite this being completely unsuitable as a football chant

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  8. QPR - for historic reasons

    2 vote(s)
    3.3%
  9. Yellow low hanging shorts provided by Holebas with a weird zip for when you want to do your tinkles.

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%
  10. The Histor-history song

    3 vote(s)
    4.9%
  11. We should sack javi before the season starts

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  12. 40 points and safety

    4 vote(s)
    6.6%
  1. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Right it is that time of the year where we get to vote on who our rivals are.
    Also we need to know if we want to get rid of Z Cars and what we should replace it with.
    Also Black or Red shorts and do we need a new anthem
     
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  2. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    Black shorts
    Yellow socks
    Or how about an all yellow kit?
    I heard a techno rversion of z cars on the excellent Hornet Heaven blog, we should adopt that (in my humble option)
     
  3. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    A. Luton

    B. Yellow low hanging shorts provided by Holebas with a weird zip for when you want to do your tinkles by Cold Play

    C. Red AND Black
     
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Loon.
    Black shorts and`red socks.
    Keep Z Cars,'to the crows' to Everton!
     
  5. David Pleats a ****** he wears a ******* hat and when he puts it back to front he looks a ******* ****
     
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  6. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Yes
    No
    No
    We should have nothing more to do with Z cars.
     
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  7. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    If we get rid of Z Cars now Everton have won.. and we dont want that now do we? :eek:
     
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    We don’t negotiate with terrorists
     
  9. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Shame I could only give this post one like.
    Totally agree on all four points.
     
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Ive just listened to Hornet heaven it needs more exposure
     
  11. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    Always in this order:

    Luton
    Palace
    QPR
    Holebas
     
  12. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    L*t*n.

    Also, alphabetically awkwardly close to Knockaert.
     
  13. With both being closely connected to the word dive.
     
  14. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Just need to add Silva instead of Holebas
     
  15. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Squad Player

    He slid off my list like the slithering snake that he is
     
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  16. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    How do you spot a prostitute in Luton?





    By the Pleat in her skirt...
     
  17. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    1. Holebas (until he’s gone)
    2. The lingering memory of Holebas (once he’s gone)
    3. The ECT undertaken to wipe existing memories of Holebas’ performances in a yellow shirt
    4. Luton
    5. SC Verl
    6.All other real blokey geezers we done gone got usselves into scrapes with
     
  18. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Showing your age there :D
     
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  19. Vicarage Road

    Vicarage Road Reservist

    Come on watford
     

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