Who’s the vvanker in the van?

Discussion in 'General Football & Other Sport' started by UEA_Hornet, Dec 18, 2019.

  1. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  2. Hornet4ever

    Hornet4ever WFC Forums Last Man Standing Winner 2018/2019

    Didn't we have him on loan once upon a time?
     
  3. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    We've all done it.
     
  4. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    "A cry for help?"

    Good freaking grief. Needing help because you're struggling generally isn't going to cause you to whap your todger out in public at the next opportunity.

    Worst excuse ever.
     
  5. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Showed some ball skills and ended up lobbing Seaman.
     
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  6. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Just sayin' that Narrch away kit looked really, really classy - British Racing Green and Lotus....
    https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/834/cpsprodpb/1275C/production/_110221657_*****images-3115384.jpg
     
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  7. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    His wrist was aching.
     
  8. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    We also wanted to buy him, but he signed for Southampton for one million instead!
     
  9. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I remember his Dad, Dave, as a huge centre-back for Charlton.
     
  10. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Oh dear.
    He hasn't aged well has he?
     
  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    We should put in an offer. I reckon he'd come
     
  12. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    The thought of being caught tearing the head off it by my gf is terrifying enough, the thought of letting complete strangers see my contorted cumface is nothing short of horrific.

    Shipperley will be remembered as one of history's biggest monsters.
     
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  13. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    He look like a bad mock up of Vinnie Jones. Difference being, VJ is somewhat of a football icon and this pervert is now just a total laughing stock.

    Idiot.
     
  14. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Course he's from West Drayton
     
  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    I remember hearing that the best thing to do when a perv exposes himself is to point and laugh. They want to see horror and embarrassment on a woman’s face or to be told off, it’s what these weirdos get off on. Just point and laugh at it.
     
  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  17. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Yeah yeah what you should definitely always do in this situation is smack their bum and call them a very bad boy..... :cool:
     

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