We are not spurs, for the love of god (and you all know who you are), let Watfordy go , let’s stick to what we are good and if we must use a word to describe Watford let us at least use a cheese
It'll have to be an Italian cheese. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastardo_del_Grappa Is my choice. It can be shortened to Bastardos.
It would have to be a cheese that appears hard on the outside but soft underneath. It should be crumbly and falls apart easily when cut. Currently though we appear mostly to resemble Red Leicester - Hard and firm and can be a bit tangy. Good with crackers and Worcester Sauce!