Watford Fc 3-0 Liverpool - 29/02/2020

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Ybotcoombes, Feb 23, 2020.

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How much do you hate Liverpool

  1. So much so that if my kid was a Liverpool supporter I would put them up for adoption

    13 vote(s)
    13.5%
  2. More than Luton

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%
  3. A lot but not as much as Luton

    44 vote(s)
    45.8%
  4. Actually I don’t hate anybody and think we should all be nice to each other

    37 vote(s)
    38.5%
  1. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Liverpool is a special place full of lovely people. One big family with a special sense of humour that only people from Liverpool understand (see long list of unfunny Scouse commedians for details).
    I know this because my ex mother in law explained this to me.
    How I laughed my head off when her car was stolen from outside the front of her house.
    Probably just a hilarious scouse prank.

    Siege mentality - the world is against them. And rightly so.
     
  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  3. zztop

    zztop Eurovision Winner 2015

    Is that all?
     
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  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Its the grin. Can't get it out if my head..

    Are we going to win?
    NO
    Are we going to score?
    NO
    Are we going to try?
    MAYBE
    Are we going to go ahead then collapse?
    PERHAPS or YES
    Is Klopp a portrait of style and grace?
    NO

    We might not get slapped, but we need to keep the score respectable.

    WFC 1 Kloppites 4
     
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  5. miserableoldgit

    miserableoldgit Reservist

    I wish he had!!

    mind it was a cold day - the warmth was briefly pleasant - I was wearing a brown pair of Oxford bags with turn ups - they seemed to drag on the floor all the way back to Beechen Grove!
     
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  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I forgot the fact they left flowers and tributes to a dead chicken. The worst grief junkies in the entire country.
     
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  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Ur wiv Diana Jade goodi kernel sanders and all the angles now sweet babe Rest in Breadcrumbs xx
     
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  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The kind of pit bull cross that needs to be thrown into the canal in a bag with a brick.
     
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  9. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I will be happy if we can keep the goal tally down to less than we conceded against Utd :eek:
     
  10. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    5-0 is my guess. Will likely do my fantasy team some good, at least.
     
  11. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player


    Like like like. I hadn't heard that ashamed and offended quote before, but it's spot on. We used to have to deal with 'em at Euston. Worst of the lot they were. Notorious. Worse than the Mancs, worse than the Glaswegians, worse even than Paddy's Holyhead boat train/mobile duty free booze bar and sick bag.

    We called 'em "eh mates" because the first thing any of 'em ever said to you in that grating accent was "eh mate...". Never a hello, an excuse me or a kiss me arse. Never wanted to buy a ticket like a normal person. Never. Thought they were way too fly and scally to pay. That's why you would regularly hear things over the staff radios like "there's three eh mates trying to creep up through the basement on to the platforms..".

    Worst of all was the 00:30 Liverpool to Euston overnight train. Arrived in at Euston at 04:48. They'd all catch that one in the early hours of Monday morning, after signing on up there we supposed, in order to work a week's dodgy cash in hand labour on the building sites (men) Soho peep booths (ladies). Eventually one of the big Jamaican lads was the guard on that one morning and they gave him such abuse that he smashed him on the chin with his Bardic lamp and did him some injuries or something. And he was sacked for that! Can you believe it? Sacked! I still think we should have come out over that.
     
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  12. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    All we have do is target their weak links, then we'll win
     
  13. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    An option is to start the game with a load of B team players and instruct them to kick the **** out of Liverpool players till they get sent off. If we can do this 4 times before they score I think the game would have to be abandoned

    https://www.fifa.com/mm/document/afdeveloping/refereeing/law_3_the_number_of_players_en_47419.pdf

    if we can do enough damage ( don’t get me wrong I’m not advocating career ending injury, just season ending injury) to their key players we could probably beat them in the replay and possibly cost them the title.

    is it fair , no
    Is it sporting , no

    but is it really an worse than some of the VAR decisions we have seen
     
  14. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Or they then lose to all our rivals whilst we fail to win in the replay !
     
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  15. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    ah **** there is always a weakness in my plans
     
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  16. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    And to go down the HB1 route we'd probably have no replay and 10 points deducted for foul play!!
     
  17. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    I like this Liverpool team and hope they win the league.
    Don’t want to watch them thrash us, though, so giving my 13 yr old football-loving nephew my ticket for this one.
     
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  18. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Absolutely typical of Liverpool to be losing to West Ham right before us. Obviously has to be us to face a raging Liverpool next. FFS.
     
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  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Brilliant. Just brilliant.
     
  20. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    Liverpool are **** a game ahead of schedule. Can they be **** twice? Probsbly not
     
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  21. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    @reids is this from your playbook?
     
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  22. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    West Ham putting a right shift in. Doing all the things we won't.
     
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  23. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Phew.....that was lucky. West Ham caused Liverpool all sorts of problems. Liverpool were really poor tonight.

    Liverpool have been wobbling for a while now. Still winning their games of course, but only just getting over the line now, instead of blowing teams away.

    West Ham must be gutted though. They should have won that. Fabianski was more like Flapianski as he duffed a couple of their goals.
     
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  24. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    We played well there ofcouse too.

    Brighton only lost by a goal and they have had a few late wins..

    Due credit to Liverpool but like you say haven't hammered many teams away at home.
     
  25. Good job we have a 20 goal a season #9 and one of the meanest defences in the league otherwise we might not stand a chance
     
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  26. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    If Liverpool were to play like that for the rest of the season they would surely lose some games.
     
  27. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Pool have been a bit sleepy since their mid season break. 3 games, 3 goals scored and 3 conceded. They will win the league with 3 wins 3 draws and 5 defeats. This game matters more to us than them. We could pull off a shock especially if we can get attackers in the space between their centre backs. We'll probably lose 5-0.
     
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  28. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    They are there for the taking, and they have to lose some time so let us be the ones to inflict that defeat on them on Saturday......

    COME ON U 'ORNS
     
  29. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Reading this thread: It's good to see there is still some life in this forum.
    (Even if there isn't in the team).
    Good, old-fashioned, English-bred hatred - very good for stimulating the phagocytes.
     
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  30. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    4 goals scored and 3 conceded - need to improve my counting on my fingers
     
  31. Fewer.
     
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  32. 3000

    3000 Reservist

    I wouldn’t bother risking Sarr from the beginning, they will be targeting him after his performance at Anfield and it’s a garanteed loss anyway so there’s nothing to gain.
     
  33. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    What's that? Liverpool are having a bit of a wobble and need to get back on track? Someone send up the bottle job signal and Watford will roll over and give you the confidence boost you need.
     
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  34. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Agreed. Robertson even though being an excellent player does leave his foot in. I fear it would be curtains for us without Sarr in the starting 11 for the rest of the season.
     
  35. StuBoy

    StuBoy Forum Cad and Bounder

    If I was a Watford player and saw that Liverpool needed to beat us to get the consecutive wins record or whatever it is, that would give me massive determination to do well and raise my game on Saturday. Additionally, Sky will be absolutely fawning over Liverpool in their coverage. Even more incentive.

    Unfortunately having a squad who seem to be mostly bottle jobs without a care in the world to our plight, this is just pie in the sky thinking. 0-5 Liverpool.
     

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