Watford 0-0 Hull Saturday 20th April 2024

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by BeersThen, Apr 14, 2024.

  1. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

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    No it’s not March 1970 but it is Hornets vs Tigers for the right to finish somewhere around mid / low in the Championship, can’t wait.

    Two home games left, can we win one of them? Can we finish top half? Clutching at straws at some end of season excitement - whilst it’s nice to see Clevs making a go of things, this season has found me with much disinterest with the club I’ve supported since 79. I was planning to head to my usual random seat in the UGT for this one but with a whole house to paint, and a daughter wanting to “do Pokemon” (it’s Belsprout Community Day, apparently), I’ll give it a miss.

    Hull are decent away and are six points off the playoffs and with Coventry and Ipswich to play, might see this as a last chance to pressure Norwich who have winnable home games vs Bristol C and Swansea to come.

    What is exciting is that Hull does claim to have the largest Yorkshire Pudding factory in the world: over 900 million created each year. Look at these beauties although personally, I am against the factory farming of Yorkshire Puds:

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    Famous Hull fans include 80s ‘macho’ crooner Sinitta:

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    And Aldi’s version of Tony the Tiger from Kelloggs Frosties:

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    Weather: an unseasonal high of 14 and an entirely predictable gentle breeze from the north west, I’d say pressure about 1026mb (complete guess obvs) and humidity somewhere between 58% and 60%.

    Pitch: a fine short back and sides, mullet in front of the Rookery.

    Atmosphere: somewhere between euphoric and wretchedness.

    Result: 1-1.
     
  2. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Why bother?

    Cricket season has started. Watch that instead.
     
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  3. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    I'm only going to the game so I can got Wingstop.
     
  4. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Daft to start in early April. One match had no play at all in the first round of championship fixtures,up north I recall.

    I can remember hail when Hobblesdon CC trotted out for their first match.

    Speaking of which Sinitta should put her vest on today. Rain and wind here in WGC.
     
  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    No matches should be scheduled north of Birmingham before June.
     
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  6. Cassetti's Beard.

    Cassetti's Beard. Academy Graduate

    Watford v Hull, how ******* depressing.

    Watford 0-0 Hull

    'ORNETS!
     
  7. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Are we playing in that?
     
  8. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I'm still wondering whether we will ever win at home again. Perhaps August might be a touch optimistic.
     
  9. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Be prepared to queue. I was in town yesterday and saw a bunch of weirdos congregating behind some form of velvet roped entrance.
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Maybe - which year ?
     
  11. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    That sounds horrendous. I'll still go mind.
     
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  12. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    GT used to organise a pre season cricket match didn't he?
    Part of pre season training.
     
  13. westbridgfordhornet

    westbridgfordhornet First Year Pro

    Perhaps we could ask the EFL fixture computer to select QPR at home for our traditional almost pre-season August friendly. They were so obliging this season, would be nice to repeat that.;)
     
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  14. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Yes the ice hockey didn't work out so had to revert to cricket
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    What's the score with that place then? Walked past it on the way back into town after the Preston game and the queue was huge and looked like largely non-football folk too.
     
  16. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    We're now the only team in the Championship not to have won any of our last 5 games.

    Oh.

    Another non-win coming up I reckon.
     
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  17. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Decent chicken wings for a fair price, whenever myself and the wife are in London having a few shandies we tend to pop into Wingstop for a round of wings and some Camden Helles.
     
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  18. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    In fairness, as Dom says it's pretty good for what you pay - there are two in Birmingham and I visited one day after work. Very nice.

    Unsure why there's still a queuing system as I (think) it's been open for around a month or so?
     
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  19. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Isn’t wingstop the name of TCs game plan now he’s playing 5 at the back and 2 up top ?
     
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  20. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Toadfest is returning on May 4th at Tring Brewery, I heartily recommend it!
     
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  21. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    I would say her putting her vest on would obliterate any discernible talent she could exhibit....
     
  22. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Well there is that I suppose!
    Has she got a hot water bottle?
     
  23. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    I think that’s a microphone…
     
  24. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Hold on, "Velvet Roped" entrance? Are you sure that's not just a fancy exotic night club? ;)
     
  25. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Think we'll beat these c unts handsomely.

    4 nil us.
     
  26. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    It’s a shame that Arsenal and City losing means that England’s coefficient isn’t good enough for the 5th CL spot.

    That’ll really affect the players mood heading into this match knowing there’s nothing to play for now.
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I suspect a few of our players will now consider retiring and taking up a more secure trade like plumber, electrician, decorator, where the future career is a little more certain.
     
  28. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

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  29. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    900 million Yorkshire puds per annum equates to 1 per every 10 persons in the world .
     
  30. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    I always wondered what that UB40 song was about.
     
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  31. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    That doesn't seem like enough to go round?
     
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  32. BeersThen

    BeersThen Reservist

    Some people have two on their plate.
     
  33. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck First Year Pro

    I am quite fond of the giant Yorkshire's that you can buy and fill with mince and mash or protein and carb of your choice .
     
  34. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Factory-made Yorkshire puddings are akin to Ginsters Cornish pasties: made in the county, but eaten elsewhere by people who don’t know what the real thing tastes like.

    PS Mrs Ilkley is from Ilkley and makes excellent Yorkshire puddings.
     
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  35. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I think I eat a larger share than that!
     

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