Watford Replica Kit *urgent *

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Relegation Certs, Mar 17, 2021.

  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    I am considering buying a pair of the white away shorts. I love them you see, and they are now £16.

    I haven't bought any kit since the 90s. Anyone got a pair of these? How nasty are they?

    As soon as I receive a positive answer I will buy. Ta.

    Ps my legs are muscular and will be tanned when then sun comes out, pics on request.
     
  2. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Thanks for the offer of a pic but I already have one.

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  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Pics of legs please, so I can give informed advice
     
  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    It differs from person to person. If you wear shorts generally in the Summer for example, and you like the fit - the difference will probably be just the material. Compare your legs to one of our players, and how they look in the shorts. If you have similar muscle tendons, then you have your answer. Just be careful of the "tight fitting" - unless you like wolf whistles from the ladies of Herts.
     
  5. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    I would not advise to buy white shorts - need laundering too often. Stick to the only correct option - Black shorts.
     
  6. Pozzo Out

    Pozzo Out Squad Player

    Agreed, has RC considered the potential situation in which he soils their self?
     
  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I think a nice pair of 46in waist shorts would look great on you but note they may extend to below your kneecaps.
     
  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I've always imagined that RC has a 32 inch waist, with single digit body fat. Around 6 feet tall, toned but not overly bulky musculature, and a light, downy hair over his glistening torso, with light beads of perspiration dripping down his abs and a moody, brooding look in his hooded eyes and a careless, messy mop of hair that somehow falls just right, straight out of the shower.
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Well if true, he and I should form a boy band as I'm 6 ft 3, slim, and was told I looked like Tom Cruise 15 years ago. He'd better do the vocals though...I can do the Bez role.
     
  10. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Tom Cruise is definitely not 6 ft 3 mate, were they getting their Tom's mixed up perchance?
     
  11. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    It's a near perfect description, but you forgot to mention the hassle-pipe the size of a can of Arrid.
     
  12. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Perhaps RC needs white for when he appears at the All England or Hurlingham?
    Making up a four with Henners,Pat Cash,Edberg and Boris?
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Face m8, not height !
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm 6' 4"

    Those are two separate measurements.
     
  15. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    That would make it a five. Just saying.
     
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  16. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    It's a fair point K9!
    Serve and drop out,four games on,one off?
    Courts will be at a premium from March 29,especially at such elite establishments as the AE and the Hurlingham.
    RC will want to look his best.No school tie keeping his new shorts up and off white socks for this man about town.
     
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  17. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    I had RC as still rocking some 90s curtains. People look at him and it’s undeniably wrong, but somehow the conclusion is he is carrying it off.
     
  18. PotGuy

    PotGuy Forum Fetishist

    A world without replica shorts is no world at all
     
  19. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    I thought that too. Maybe something to do with his avatar. Possibly dressed like this:

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  20. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Now think of that pic with some tighty wightys and that's me.

    I've just ***** bought a pair.
     
  21. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Squad Player

    Photos or it didn't happen.
     
  22. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Due for delivery tomorrow apparently. Fair play to the useless ****s, that's speedy delivery. Cost £4 mind.
     
  23. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    For some reason, all I can see in this photo is a youthful Helguson.
     
  24. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    Top, top thread -- H. Redknap.
     
  25. £14 now!
     
  26. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Buy a second pair.
    You can never have too many pairs of white Watford shorts, as Coco Chanel almost said!
     
  27. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Anybody mentioned that white shorts will show the pi$$ stains yet?
     

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