Watford Managers You Could Have In A Fight

Seeing as we ve signed a new apparent hard nut who would be best avoided in a pub brawl, I thought it prescient to discuss and rank our hardest and least hard managers past and present .

Top of Watford coaches I wouldn’t want to fight are Ivic, Joka , Pearson and Sannino ( certified nutter )

Bottom would be GFZ , Garcia ( dodgy ticker) and Gracia .

GT , the gentleman, would be Queensbury Rules, so could maybe take him on points....plus he’s dead which swing things in my favour .

I’d love to smash my fist into Silvas smug weasly face as well .

 

This list isn’t complete without Dyche being in your top list of who you wouldn’t want to fight.

 

Forgot about Dyche. Blimey we be had some tasty managers in our time . Maybe the debate should be who would win a Pub Battle Royale with the boundaries shrinking constantly ala Fornite .

 

Or use GFZ as the smallest denominator , and quantify how many GFZ s it would take to beat each manager .

 

Wouldn’t fancy getting on the wrong side of Malky!

Brenda would get battered!!

 

I'm sure Malky would give anyone the nut.

 

Brenda Rodgers' enormous head (a sniper's dream of a bonce) would be hard to miss with a right hander

 

I’d smash them all to bits. I’m double ‘ard.

 

Looks like he already has been?

 

A lot of people would be queuing up to have a pop at Bassett no doubt .

 

I could’ve had Glen Roeder. The guy has got no chin, literally.

 

My uncle had a fight with billy McKinley . FACT!

 

Javi behind the smile lies an absolute lunatic.

Colin Lee weakest manager i remember. Kept telling the fans to keep smiling.

 

Aidy picked a fight with Fitz Hall. No fear.

 

I reckon I could have Steve Perryman, especially now that he is in his sixties.

 

QSF would be an absolute wet lettuce.

 

I reckon a firm of watford managers (Pearson, Boothroyd, Sannino, Malky, Dyche, Joka and Ivic) would take any other manager firm in the country. Can't think of another club that would come close.

 

Boothroyd would get his head kicked in.

 

Steve Harrison would have soiled his pants at the thought of a fight. Which would make some sort of change at least.

 

All of them, at the same time.

 

Probably best not to fight Mazzari. It never pays to mess with the nutters.

 

Oi mate, there’s a ******* queue here!

 

Hate to say it, but I would have effortlessly weaved GT into the scenery.

 

"Don't hit my face!"

 

Ultra defensive and scared to throw a punch.

 

Mind you, That Watch may well have special powers, in a James Bond sort of way. Lasers, explosives, garrotting wires. Plus, of course, a thing for getting stones out of horses' hooves. (For the donkeys in the next team he'll be trusted with).

 

Sannino. End of debate. You can close the thread now.

 

The only manager I couldn't beat in a fight is Gianfranco. He's the only one who can reach low enough to hit me in the face.

 

Why am I only now thinking he looks a bit like Alec Baldwin?

 

I'd make mince meat out of Zola.

 

Sugar Ray Lewington. Pound for pound the best fighter of his generation.

 

Alright 'Mohammed I'm 'ard Bruce Lee'

 

Outside, now!

 

Great question

i don’t think Ivic or Joka would fight you , you would just end up being kidnapped and dumped in the foundations of a building.