Watford Fc Kit - Kelme

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by hornetboy1, Feb 10, 2020.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Also - looks at the words printed inside the neck of the shirt...does that say 'Entertainment'?! Bunch of jokers.
     
  2. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Hahahaha. What in the **** is that?!
     
  3. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Love it!
     
  4. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    This was the day that Sam Mills was fired.
     
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  5. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Well if the 'Land of the Rising Sun' theme is what Kelme are going for, they've made a big boo boo as that is Japan, not China!
     
  6. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    When opposing fans ask me for my Watford FC Tinpot list, this shirt will undoubtably make it into the top 5.
     
  7. R4E

    R4E Reservist

    Even if we stay up, I reckon Sarr and Deulofeu will be off just so they don't have to be seen in public wearing that!

    Maybe it'll look better when seen properly, but initial thoughts are it's a shocker.
     
  8. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Thought we voted against the badge change? Now they’ve gone and replaced the moose with a ******* paw print.
     
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  9. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Think it says ‘Transparent’

    Edit.. Nevermind, i have no idea what that says. But it’s neither transparent or entertainment. I believe it might just be another synonym for ‘Pile of ****’
     
  10. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    I just want it to be duly noted that I was always vocally against the move and posted as much to that effect, because I knew it would be ****, but even I couldn't have imagined it would possibly be as bad as that.

    There you are; there's your 'customised kit'. Unfortunately that customisation appears to revolve around directly representing the values of the club's current playing staff and hierarchy in the DNA of the shirt's design. That is to say, it's a f ucking pisstake.
     
  11. USAHornet

    USAHornet Academy Graduate

    I think it says 'Empowerment'.

    Kelme are a third-tier brand who have produced a fair number of cheap looking shirts in recent years. This might set a new standard. People wanted a bespoke kit and bought into the hype about selling in China. This is what you get. Something ugly and unsuitable for football in this country.

    Could've been a classic design. Could've been a classy design. Instead, if this is real, we have something befitting as awful as the football we've been playing.
     
  12. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    It does. Other words you can make out are 'family' and 'respect'. I assume this will be some gimmicky 'words that define the club on the inside' type thing.

    Hoping 'hoofball' and 'Giraldi' are also on there.
     
  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    All we need is a yellow ******* shirt. No stripes, no hoops, no Wolverine scratch marks. A yellow shirt like this little legend is wearing.

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    Save the gimmicky crap for the away shirt.
     
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  14. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Something that just occurred to me: if that is indeed the real kit, and it certainly looks like it, then someone has actually managed to design a worse kit for us than Dryworld; a company based around making plastic covers for American Football cleats that had never outfitted a European soccerball team before and couldn't even fulfil the terms of their contract. Now there's something I never thought I'd be able to say.
     
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  15. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    It's Spanish for 'tinpot'.
     
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  16. The kit is the least of our worries...
     
  17. cpm82

    cpm82 Academy Graduate

    Yellow/black/red
    Yellow/red/black

    Too much emphasis on black as per usual
     
  18. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Voted yes because I haven't heard of 'em. Would suit our tinpot Championship club.
     
  19. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

  20. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Maybe the dazzle yellow and black camouflage will confuse opponents. Problem is for that to work you need to be running with speed. So Deeney is a dead dodo in it. Maybe he had a hand in it. Makes him look slimmer.
     
  21. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    ur rite m8 all colors matter
     
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  22. DrewH

    DrewH Administrator Staff Member

    Mock-up of the shirt on Twitter:

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  23. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    WTF
     
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  24. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Do we think the club has a veto on designs? Be interesting to know if the a club signs off on a design - you’d imagine they would.

    I’m not one who gets caught up in football lots etc. I’d rather the kit was the same every season with just the sponsor and manufacturer changing but I know that will never happen. But as mentioned above, the best kits are the simple ones. The one that @GoingDown has posted above should be what we aim for every time.
     
  25. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    Love it....I hope this is real and not one of those fakes you always see.

    Kills two birds this. Wear it supporting Watford and also you can dress up like Tigger in the Disney fancy dress party. Great stuff.
     
  26. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Oh crikey,just when you thought it couldn't get any worse!
     
  27. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    It looks like something some man bag wearing turd would wear on the main strip of a popular tourist destination, whilst trying to get you to go into his crap restaurant with plastic chairs
     
  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I'm not sure it's THAT good Abso!
     
  29. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    Bit of gaffer tape over the badge
     
  30. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Gaffer tape,our incoming coach?
     
  31. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    We deserve to be relegated if thats our new strip, but as we were getting relegated anyway we should be bumped straight down to league 1 and that would be no more than we deserve.
     
  32. The Recluse

    The Recluse Reservist

    If this is the new top then ******* hell!

    It looks like a shirt which screams 'BRANDING!!'

    Colours with sharp lines all pointing and leading the eye to the club badge.

    Now replace the badge with any product name and it works as a piece of packaging.
    It could just as easily be a crisp bag with the makers name where the badge is or a kind of detergent, a very shouty & annoying type of detergent.

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  33. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    A mock up from @ConceptKits on Twitter. Would rather have this.
     

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  34. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Can’t believe I’m the only one loving this shirt. I hope it looks like that.
     
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  35. I don't mind it tbh
     

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