Yeah with you Clive. Normally I was a right back but had to play up front due to a hangover crisis. Had missed a couple of half chances in the first half, and then second half cross came in and bobbled off the main center forward to me 7 yards out. Enough of the placement I'm going to put the laces through this. Almighty swing, completely topped the ball into the ground. Keeper out of commission and it spun off the ground over the bar. Went from bad to worse and clean through twice more and thwarted by the keeper. Someone gave me man of the match for "being there to miss them". Never played up front again.