Watford FC 4-1 Chelsea - 05/02/2018

Sky saying its 3 at the back including Holebas

 

I can only assume Ndong's last suspended game was Stoke as he was a registered Watford player but just not signed in time to be included in the squad for that game.

 

It's 343 for those who are wondering.

That'll be the number of seconds before we concede.

 

Very odd to say it's odd. We'll probably win which will also be odd. Oddtimism.

 

If we win tonight i'd describe it as a giantkilling.

 

At least Gracia is flexible and doesn’t name the same team / formation regardless of previous results unlike our last 3 managers.

However it would be more safe to ask Kate & Gerry McCann to look after your kids for the night than have Holebas, Zeegelaar and Janmaat on the pitch at the same time.

 

That is as rancid a lineup as you could hope to see with 5/6 sub par players. Shows up our pathetic transfer window for what it was. Glad I didn't bother going. 0-5.

 

If we win I'll certainly be some form of optimistic. I think.

 

Optimistic

 

Hopefully we'll be able to expose Cahill with Deeney's pace.

 

Tonight's game is sponsored by Optimistic Airlines - 'we might get you there, you never know'.

 

Thought I knew Watford FC inside out but have never ever heard of Mukena!?

Anyway. 2-1 to the Orns. COYH!!

 

Want to be optimistic but can only see a comfortable chelsea win. 0-3

 

Joy Mukena? Is that one of the Watford ladies side?

 

Absolute horror show.

 

Shitbox up

 

Hopefully our uncertainty over how we'll line up will also be reflected in the Chelsea dressing room.

Hopefully Gracia's thrown a spanner in the works of their planning and they're now frantically trying to reorganise themselves.

Zeegalaar actually isn't bad going forward. I presume he's replacing Pererya on the left.

Well it'll be interesting, that's for sure.

 

If I were manager though, I'd insist that Janmaat wears his stupid headband over his eyes in the hope it'd improve his defensive positioning.

 

Carragher and Rooney been gassing on about Liverpool game for 25 mins now. Not a mention of tonight’s game.

 

Turns on comp sees line up turns off comp , prays for watford and goes to bed.City got 6 Chelsea to get more ?

 

Wonder if we'll get to see Luke Bakkyo or N'Diddy tonight.

What price one of them to get on the score sheet?

 

I may be wrong but I think Holebas has played in a back three twice for us before...

Liverpool a - L 6-1
Man city h - L 5-0

 

Think Liverpool was the other full back clown at centre back?

 

Stunning. Absolutely stunning. We have no decent full backs so we play 3 of them ? Who is mukenda ? 0-5.

 

I guess since left back is our weakest position we might as well chuck two of them out. 9-0 Chelsea.

 

If anything sums up the lineup it's Sky Sports News showing Tommie Hobang's picture in place of Holebas.

 

Made me laugh when you put it like that

 

18 year old Belgian defender who got released by Tottenham.

 

Maybe you're right, I'm mixing up my useless full backs.

 

Thought ndong was suspended for this match ?


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Oi oi!

 

Blimey. What a first half performance from the rancid line up!

 

Best half of football since November

Deulofeu looks superb

Really want Rich to get a goal, really don’t want to loosing now