Watford FC 4-1 Chelsea - 05/02/2018

Will you put on his legs as well, or did you only bother hollowing out the top half of the carcass?...

 

Make no mistake, Chelsea are a poor, poor side and anything but a convincing home win would shock me. We have far too much for them in all areas of the pitch. I'll go for a dull home win.

Watford 4-3 Chelsea
Gray (23, 62), Capoue (38), Deeney (missed pen 90+3, p 90+9, sent off 90+9); Hazard (p 89, p 90+2), Deeney (og 90+5)

 

Just so I understand your logic is Troy a sub again, the reason I ask is you haven't half got him busy at the end of the game?

 

I like the look of Gracia and think he's got his 5h1t together, however, beating Chelsea is a tall order. Unfortunately, i think we'll lose by the odd goal tonight but i'm optimistic we'll pick up enough points in the coming weeks to avoid the drop

 

In a sense I feel tonight’s result has more significance than just a free swing. A defeat would feel heavy due to everyone around us finding form but if we win it will give us a huge boost and remind the players what we are capable of again.

 

Why is Wayne Rooney's Chelsea show being filmed at Vicarage Road tonight?

 

Because Jurgen Klopp wasn't available?

 

MNF is in a off site studio m8, Wayne won't be there.

I'll be, due to Wayne and for the first time ever, taking a dip in the river despite the Sky being clear.

 

Quitely confident tonight. Could sneak it if we keep our discipline.

 

We’re going to make Chelsea look sillier than ‘pwopa geezaz’ from Watford on a Saturday night, who do the top button of their Polo shirts up and do hand signals in photos like gangsters.

 

I’m Watford’s biggest fan. If you cut me open, I’d bleed yellow. So I want a victory tonight more than most things in the universe.

However, I’m doing seriously bad on my fantasy football this week - I’ve got Hazard and my mates got Maps - so as long as we concede 3 or 4 goals to Hazard, I’ll sleep well tonight.

Yellows!

 

I know the type of whom you speak. They are dreadful.

 

I thought Ndong was suspended? Named as a Sub?

 

We'll get a points deduction when he comes on as sub. I can't think of anything more watford - other than Kabasele and Cleverly being out with hammy's.

EDIT: Think the games that counted were Sunderland vs Hull, Sunderland vs Birmingham, Stoke vs Watford.

So he served a game on the 30th, then on the 31st.

 

#watfordfc XI v @ChelseaFC | Karnezis (GK); Mariappa, Pr*dl, Holebas; Janmaat, Doucouré, Capoue, Zeegelaar; Deulofeu, Deeney (C), Richarlison.

Subs | Bachmann (GK), Mukena, Ndong, Pereyra, Lukebakio, Carrillo, Gray.

 

Deeney up front on his own again. And Ziegelar back. oh dear.

 

I now officially fear for us this evening. My optimism fades.

 

Holebas in a back three should be a laugh at least

 

Holebas at CB. *heart eyes emoji*

 

There is no way a team with Holebas, Zeegelaar, and Janmaat in is keeping a clean sheet.

 

Were you expecting Messi's debut? What optimism did you have?

 

Yes I was expecting Messi, did we not sign him? Nothing wrong with having a bit of optimism is there? Sorry that I thought we'd signed Messi, I apologise.

 

Sneaky........ I like it!

 

So why didn't we sign a CB again?

 

Not at all. But to suddenly lose it because of a hardly surprising lineup is odd.

 

I can usually work out what the team lines up from the 11 named. Not tonight

 

I take what I said about Gracia back. WTF? Holebas,Janmaat, Zeegelaar and Capoue. We will get smashed. This is going to be painful

 

Could it be 4-4-2?

Janmaat, Prodl, Mariappa, Holebas

Deulofeu, Doucoure, Capoue, Zeegelaar

Deeney, Richarlison

 

I've lost it? What an odd thing to say. I guess my sarcasm is just too dry for you, ah well.

 

How many center backs do we have in the squad? We're down to our last 2. Farcical.

 

Wow. I'm not even going tonight, and haven't bought a ticket, and I already want a refund.

There's Joy on the bench though,