I’m back from the honeymoon. Didn’t kill each other yet. Wedded bliss now becomes wedded life.... What did I miss? Just so I know how many pairs of knickers to put on so I can wet them for 424’s enjoyment...
Given we’re flying high under Javi, I was just wondering how long moog was going to pretend you were on holiday for before he started posting as Burnsy again.
Welcome back, Burnsy. Hopefully married life doesn't resemble the Sawyer Line of the Season, soaring in the initial phases to become little more than a flat line in the second half of proceedings. The forum's been chilled. The Holebas autumn range has received mixed reviews & the Palarse ham & eggs pic has been freshened up to hilarious effect.
There are some odd views on this forum Chips are not breakfast food, if you want potatoe it has to be hash browns Beans are not breakfast food and only a savage would eat them cold What kind of a person would mixed salad cream with beans - FFS Come on the Watford
Welcome back Burns. I am pleased to report our reservation stance over Gracia over the summer has been weakened considerably. Even Malts is coming round. Centre Back depth remains atrocious so hopefully the medical jesters don't need input. As you were.
I’m hearing hash browns for breakfast potatoes but have always considered these colonial. If we must do potatoes then surely sautéed or a Rosti
Bacon, fried egg, sausage, black pudding, hash brown, mushrooms and beans but no beans if having scrambled egg. That is so wrong
I repeat sir, that the potato has no place at any gentleman's breakfast table. Would you consider a helping of rice served next to your eggs and bacon? Of course not! And rice is simply foreigners' potatoes. Eggs and bacon on their own are quite sufficient. Yes fried slice for a treat, but more important is a regular white slice with butter for scraping up the grease and egg yolk remains off your plate.
I'm back from one of my regular trips to Ireland and can heartily recommend white pudding and boxty with your morning fry, and no sign of tomatoes or beans. Bliss.
Boxty? What on earth is that? Is that like that square sausage slice that the Jocks put on their breakfast so they can call it a 'full Scottish' rather than a full English?
No no no Clive, it's nothing to do with the Jocks. Boxty is like a potato pancake, and best of all, you can butter it! Yes, a plate full of fried cholesterol. And add extra butter, my idea of a perfect breakfast.
Sounds delicious, big fan of foreign food, next time I fancy a continental breakfast I'll give it a go.
Never a good sign if Lawro has us down for a win, be hilarious if **** Luther has the Arse v Spam score correct though, £100m well spent.
I loved living in Scotland, mainly due to the copious amounts of tea and cake consumed, but the square sausage is an abomination however you look at it.
Looking forward to the pictures. Of the wedding. Update: forum has gone bi-polar. Knicker wetting is out of fashion and European hotels are being scouted. M&S are restocking the the big frumpy panties for December. Hope you had a ******* brilliant time.
I’d accept chips on a breakfast plate if I was abroad. Fried slice is perhaps the best bit. The worst is obviously a horrible tomato, watery and tasteless Now toast or a white slice? I’m going toast
Here is my list best to worst Fried slice Poachie Mushrooms Toast Sausage Black pudding Fried egg sunny up obvs Creamy scrambled egg Bacon A few beans Tomato
My list for what its worth: Bacon Sausages Black Pudding Hash Browns Fried Egg Fried Bread A small amount of beans Mushrooms and tomatos, no thanks. Prediction: 1-1