When they heard that our next match was Reading, The bedwetters needed new bedding. Still, 6 wins and a draw, Shows Xisco's no bore, And the COGs were right, where our club was heading This season we're both doing well, Despite Ivic's footballing hell. We're sitting pretty in second, Automatics I still reckon, I'm a Cog, if you couldn't tell. The Royals play in blue and white stripes, With them, we have next-to-no gripes. Only 36k away, We've won more times when we've played, For those stats-loving types. Their topscorer is called called Lucas Joao. Don't bother asking me how. He's got nothing on Pedro, Has 9 more league goals, though, Plus three, in the Carabao. Now for the crucial part, Reading's architecture and art. Generally pretty boring, Mostly modern and Victorian, Although their ninth century abbey has heart. To the match, then I'll say no more. 2-0 Watford, I predict the score. Pedro and Chalobah goals To silence bedwetters and trolls, Three more points for our Premier League tour.