His sole contribution always seemed to be looking more constipated than Henman’s dad when the cameras sought him out as it started spitting with rain, which was usually several times a day. He’d be completely redundant in the era of the sliding roof. Never seemed too proactive when Mac, Nasty and Jimbo were going rogue.
Is that so? You wonder where he finds the time,what with medicine,opera,comedy... He has the oddest voice. A mixture of a nasal whine and I'm not sure how to describe it! He's a very good ref but you always knew when he was in charge as there would be a cloud of cigarette smoke and the whiff of gin! Leaning towards the spindly yellow carrot for Saturday.
I'm going but I think we will get beat Why am I going? Maybe they got creme eggs leftover from last week
Holebas takes a free kick. Deeney creates space at the far post and shouts for a simple ball for him to tap home. Holebas scowls and instead blasts it at a baby orangutan, killing the helpless creature painfully.
Then Holebas picks up the orangutan and punts it over the Family Stand... runs to the touchline camera, puts his fists up to it so everybody can see he has "Don't Care" tattooed on his knuckles. Gets booked.
The orangutan's name was a Malay word for "hope" as he was rescued from a brush fire, in a combined effort by warring factions from either side in a centuries old tribal war on Borneo. Coming to the game to celebrate a new peace in the region, the ape's demise sparks riots and massacres across the Malay and Indonesian archipelagos.
This might explain why I was genuinely attacked by an orang-utan at Danum in Borneo about 5 days ago. I could have sworn I heard him mutter "This is for the Greek w****r" under his breath.
Whilst you’re a lot better in the debate side and argument, there’s so much of your behaviour which matches Trump.
Well...if the orangutan isn’t wearing the latest gear from www.jholebas.com, it only has itself to blame for its demise. And the people of Indonesia make these clothes for 7p an hour and don’t want the Orangutan ruining their livelihood. It’s understandable.
I don't understand why some people reckon golliwogs are racist, and whenever I ask anyone, I get responses like: "They're blatantly racist, and if you have to ask why, then you must be a racist." Talking of golliwogs, Enid Blyton wasn't bad in her younger days. I wonder where she's buried...
I think it was funny. If you find it annoying, that's absolutely fine by me. While you're here, you don't know why golliwogs are seen as racist, do you? I genuinely don't get it.
You could have googled the answer. Anyway, this will make it clear. Scroll down to 'Perhaps it would be useful to discuss the tradition of dehumanising racist caricature to which these dolls belong....' www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/sep/21/golliwogs-vile-throwback-tory-mps
5th best away record in PL and same points as Chelsea will do for me. But I'm not very confident about Saturday - Johann Berg Gudmundsson likely to be missing again along with skipper Ben Mee. Brady & Defour are long-term absentees.
As I remember it reids and Cassetti's beard had been on the raz in S.W. London somewhere and reids got caught short near the ground with 'a boozer on ever corner' and dropped a whopper in the middle state of matter behind a Co-op or somewhere. Nice. Then Casseti's beard, having witnessed the whole sorry saga, grassed up his mate. Nice again. Haaaa ....
Good spot! Died in Hampstead. Could drop in on Prodl, Abdi (somewhat unlikely) & Merkel (not since the moped incident). Blue plaque for Quique?
Mr ism pops up again to lecture the forum I see. I could agree with you sometimes if you weren't such a crass bore all of the time.
I think it might still have been a Somerfield then. Btw, the ladz were playing with fire as that’s slap bang next to the police station.
