Watford FC 1-2 Burnley - 07/04/2018

I'm already ashamed and embarrassed.

 

7-4

 

0-0 half time
Goal Burnley 65th minute
Grazia goes two up top in 70th minute as Deeney on his own ain't working
Nothing changes
0-1 full time

 

Do you expect Chopra to get four of them?

 

I do. I also envisage that it'll spell the end for Tommy Smith's Watford career...for the time being.

 

We'll concede a goal or two.
The defence will be ****.
The midfield will be alright.
The strikers will be ****.

 

Who's going to voyage over to their domain and report back on the number of bites for this one?

 

He's going to be injured so he's going to annoy everyone by letting his even more inept deputy Marvellous Marvin Zeegelaar play. Burnley will win 6-0, with a hat trick of far post headers each for Woods and Barnes, with Marv failing to notice them lumbering into the box behind him at every opportunity.

 

Good god, do I lack enthusiam for this game.

 

1-0 us. Dull game.

 

Laos, Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines, New Zealand, Australia for a year then onto South America.

Creampies all over the gaff!!!

 

I'm not sure if this is good news but I've branched out in the carrot department.
Today I bought a bag of 'Limited Edition Rainbow Carrots'.
I now have the decision of which colour to select,probably yellow I think.

 

You'll have to acclimatise to a marked drop in the standard of football.

Until the S America leg.

 

Do they live up to the , seemingly ambitious, Rainbow descriptor?

 

Let us know how our loanees are doing while you're over there. Heard we've got some real gems in Laos....

 

It was before the match and it was reids. Cassetti's beard was with him at the time.

 

Not exactly!
Six in the packet.
Three orange,I ate one as my post work snack and it was nice and crunchy with some flavour.
Two spindly yellow offerings and quite a sturdy red option.
All remind me in some way of Jamie Moralee!

 

Sent off for calling the ref a μουνί - not realising that he is fluent in Greek?

 

I like them. Proper football club.

 

With proper 70s and 80s fans.

 

I'm not sure we should go there!

 

Hmm.

Replace the feeble orange things with a decayed black one & you have the Limited Edition WFC Carrots.

The Asda version could have a gurning cartoon Harry the Hornet on the pack, the Waitrose one maybe not.

Marketing bollox, & I should know.

 

Proper manager.

 

Another draw 1 - 1 put us on 38 points then another draw up at emmerdale , then we will have to wait for those daft geordies to turn up and give us 3 points, finishing with 42 points for the season.

 

And a bit of argle bargle at the station?

Living close by, I wasn’t sure whether to bolt the front door or grab a pitchfork & join in.

Reids & CB, next time you score a bit of claggy in the turn ups in SW London, PM me for some porcelain.

 

Just been on their forum, the first thread?

'Man prosecuted for putting golliwog in window.'

You couldn't make it up.

 

I suspect creampie has more than one meaning.

I hope so.

 

You must have administered a few in your time if your username is anything to go by

 

Liked for ‘administered’.

Safe travels & pace yourself.

Btw, when you resurface in 2 years what position will we be in?

 

Odd it’s not ‘Match day thread, northern oiks vs WHerts Super Hornets’.

Maybe they share our challenge at keeping on topic.

 

Yeah but we mustn’t forget that we were in league 2 at some point - so it’s all OK.