May I be so bold as to put myself forward for the role of Mrs Pike? Failing that Godfrey's sister Dolly? If the carrots could be included too that would make my day!
Modern day footballers. Get a tap on the foot and immediate agony. Kick a chair in anger - all good. Hilarious.
Given that it was @rsenal, we were cheering AK on. Excellent when he squared up to Kolasinac, twice his size & Bosnian. Btw, I saw that Neville G has diagnosed the reason for Kolasinac's current struggles. 'He can't move his feet.'
I'm rather hoping Carillo gets told to f*ck off sooner rather than later. The bloke is a bottler and clearly has no desire to be at the club. His movement off the ball is shocking - the focus seems to be to play it simple (normally to Janmaat) and then tuck in behind a midfielder to avoid receiving the ball back. Awful, awful player. I'm not surprised Richarlison was annoyed being subbed off ahead of him.
For those who enjoyed torturing insects when young: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43280278 And our favourite perma tanned blazer wearer speaks out: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43282450
Report and pictures about the burning advertising board http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...ising-board-catches-fire-West-Brom-clash.html
The monstrous international break heaves into view. Pet's names could be a stimulating forum topic. As it is 2 weeks, pet vegetables could be included.
I agree that Carillo is a waste of space, but Saturday's performance was the second best I've seen from him. Not that he's set the bar very high.
Ross, Vicky & Malcolm. An imposing threesome. On the different tack of celebrity recycling, I couldn't help but notice that the Logans (Gaby & professional egg chaser & muddied oaf, Kenny) have put out an admirable volume of recycling this week. Checking my notes, I would say a good 50% more than usual. Lavish entertaining chez Logan! Any forumites amongst the guests?
He played a blinder on MOTD a couple of weeks ago and he seems for various reasons to be a decent chap. But he cannot finish very often in the premiership. For a striker that is calamitous. My guess is he will tear the Championship apart - a desperate premiership club will buy him in mid-season - and the same thing will happen.
