Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 24/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    No idea why but fancy us to win this comfortably 2-0. Hopefully have some injured players back.
    Worst place to holiday was Cottesloe beach in Perth. Just a flyfest. Blackpool in the UK.
    Best was The Maldives and I loved Panama as well
     
  2. MarlonsCellMate

    MarlonsCellMate Reservist

  3. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    I've seen worse at Kenilworth Road...
     
  4. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    Margot Robbie actually lived in Clapham between leaving Neighbours and randomly becoming a Hollywood A-lister, so frankly she should know everything about both the football scene in this country in general and our storied club.
     
  5. ITKJim

    ITKJim Reservist

    Everton really are the worst 'big' club in the Premier League. Done naff all for decades yet think they have some divine right to be challenging for trophies when in fact they need to prioritise getting safe every season.
     
  6. z_cars

    z_cars Academy Graduate

    Hi there Clive,

    Sadly not the Toffee from the post but just wondering why the murder of a child is so funny to you?
     
  7. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Just answer Clive's questions you scruffy nerd.
     
  8. Chumlax

    Chumlax Reservist

    We should set up a sweepstake on which classic forum japer this 'person' actually is, but we'll need the mods' cooperation ;)
     
  9. The PozzMan

    The PozzMan Squad Player

    Looking forward to stuffing the Mancs
     
  10. foxywfc

    foxywfc Reservist

    Best Queenstown New Zealand for the extreme sports and friendly people. Worst Israel arrogant entitled people all after your money. As for the football I hope our new #7 gets a hat trick and goes way over the top with his celebration in front of the travelling support and Tom gets a consolation just to rub it in 4 0 the Orn's
     
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  11. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Reservist

    Lawro says he's really worried about us, which is nice.
     
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  12. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I'm not sure I've made any jokes about child murder. I merely pointed out that Mr Venables, according to reports, is a big fan of your club and in between prison sentences for child pornography, he regularly comes along to take his seat amongst you Everton fans and cheer on the toffees.

    Not a joke, not funny, but a statement of awful, shocking and shameful fact.

    Are you going to deny it?

    I'd be interested to know how you come to terms with that. How does it make you feel to support a club, where you share a common interest with people like that? Where he might be sat three seats down from you cheering when you cheer and booing when you boo.

    I'd be seriously reconsidering what I did on a Saturday afternoon if that were my club.
     
    Last edited: Feb 24, 2018
  13. King Dev

    King Dev Squad Player

    I've had a flick through their forum...they say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but sadly the Scousers are struggling to even understand that given the amount of comments taking this thread seriously, which shouldn't really come as a surprise.
     
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  14. Comfortable win, although it won't be all positive because of the cost of steam cleaning and repainting the away end
     
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  15. Genius. Makes meridensi and highgrade look amateurish.
     
  16. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Almost agree but no mention of fat boobies still gives meridensi the edge...imho.
     
  17. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Yep - it's neighbour Not-so Great Yarmouth

    and of course Yarmouth Isle of Wight
     
  18. z_cars

    z_cars Academy Graduate

    Strangely not as bad as how it must feel to support Watford
     
  19. Stevohorn

    Stevohorn Watching Grass Grow

    They say you can't choose your relatives.. and the same is true of who happens to follow the same football club as you.


    Would you really stop being a Watford fan in the same circumstances?
     
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  20. Sting

    Sting Squad Player

    Do you think so?
    We are a small club. Friendly and currently punching far above our historical weight. We do not have the delusions that Toffees have.
    You are just a club like Aston Villa that has a past long gone and must know that you are one manager from a disastrous season that takes you down.
    Your local rivals have been through a bad few years yet still have outshone you in that time and are now chasing for the top again. You - well - you will be delighted to beat a small club like us.
    Our local rivals have been left far behind and even been out of the league for a spell.
    No - you are wrong - we are very happy to be Watford fans.
     
  21. Terry Nodder

    Terry Nodder Academy Graduate

    Well hey, Ted the Everton fan here. I've been reading this thread with a lot of interest and thought I'd just sign up to say best of luck and may the best team win!!

    ChEErs TeD
     
  22. Moose

    Moose First Team

    I’m not sure what you think you’re up to coming on here with an attitude like that.
     
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  23. Hello Ted. Welcome to the best forum in the PL. Be assured, you can say what you like on here (short of libel) and you will be tolerated; you may be mocked, but rest assured, unlike your home forum, you won't be banned for the least little dig. Also, we have a slightly less precious approach to swear words, so fill your boots!
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Rooney adding to the delusion on Football Focus claiming no disrespect to Leicester, but Everton are a much bigger club.

    Er no. Leicester are a massive massive club. We know this because their fans say so.

    But what is a ‘big club’? Probably one whose shirts you will see everywhere you go, like Man U or Barca. No one else is ‘big’, certainly not Everton.
     
  25. reids

    reids Squad Player

  26. CaveManHornet

    CaveManHornet Reservist

    Nonce
     
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  27. And just to make you feel at home...

    Karnezis
    Feminia
    Prodl
    Mariappa
    Holebas
    Richarlison
    Doucoure
    Capoue
    Pereyra
    Deulefeo
    Deeney

    We should be beating deez 3-0.
     
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  28. Top three finish

    Top three finish Academy Graduate

    Couldn't call this one, looking forward to it though after prem brake

    Me last game was west ham away, so after a trip to that shitheap I am looking forward to seeing harry the hornet
     
  29. Top three finish

    Top three finish Academy Graduate

    I know scousers love knock off's so Everton must be a dream


    Small club in Liverpool.......
     
  30. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    We will absolutely snot them, I'm thinking a 4-0/4-1 - we can all then relax as it pretty much secures our survival.

    Deeney x 4
     
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team

    Deeney 4x what? Servings of pudding?
     
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  32. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    No shared IPs from the two Everton posters.

    Meaning Clive has managed to catch 2.

    Congrats Clive
     
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  33. Terry Nodder

    Terry Nodder Academy Graduate

    I'm actually bipolar so you can notch another for that if you like.

    ThANks tEd
     
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  34. PhilippineOrn

    PhilippineOrn First Team

    Most definitely. I'm a QPR fan now thanks to you.
     
  35. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Oh you comedian, you.
     

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