Watford FC 1-0 Everton - 24/02/2018

Discussion in 'Match Day' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 12, 2018.

  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Policeman knocked on Ste the scousers door this morning, showed him a picture of his wife and said:

    "Is this your wife lad? she appears to have been hit by a bus"

    Ste replied "I know lad, but she's good with the kids and takes it up the arse".
     
  2. fan

    fan slow toaster

    0-7

    island hopping in fiji was pretty good, but i just got back from 2 weeks in brazil seeing old friends and doing the rio carneval, so since it's fresh in the memory i'll have to say that

    buenos aires was comfortably the worst holiday. ugly city and ugly people. i went to the first river boca derby for a few years (owing to one of the teams getting relegated) and i got accosted by some face-tattooed hooligans in the toilets. being the 30th anniversay of the falklands war they told me that i deserved a stabbing because i was either english or american, and either way had no business being there. my mate told them he was australian and let him go, so i decided to go with pretending i was south african. they spent a few minutes debating whether africans spoke english or could be white, and then whether or not they had any problems with africans in general before some police walked in and they let me go. and that wasn't even the worst thing that happened to me there. **** buenos aires.
     
  3. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Went to Fiji on honeymoon in 2007. Beautiful place. Amazing islands and brilliant that they had no idea who Watford were when I wore my Beko shirt out there. Cava was rubbish though. They promised hallucinations. All i got was wind!
     
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  4. fan

    fan slow toaster

    cheap spanish wine tends to do that! kava for me though left me in a good stoned state to fully appreciate the hamocks and rum
     
  5. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    What do you call a scouser in a suit?

    Guilty
     
  6. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    That's the one. Seemed to do the trick for the locals. Soft barstewards.
     
  7. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Can’t understand a word of that! Sounds like saliva induced white noise.

    Do they all do dat funny walk?

     
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  8. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings Academy Graduate

    Why would I (or anyone) go to Luton for a holiday? It even advertises itself as a place you leave to have a good time.
     
  9. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings Academy Graduate

    You got the tourist stuff. Next time you go say that you have lived in Levuka. That is where the best stuff in Fiji comes from. If you really want strong kava go to a local dive in Vanuatu.
     
  10. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Excuse me, but we have a long tradition of being deemed innocent before being proven guilty in this country.

    You mean 'the defendant'.
     
  11. another_mrlizard

    another_mrlizard Squad Player

    Worst place in the world?

    Lodi, I wouldn't want to get stuck there again.
     
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  12. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    no, it's because they are such a mahusive club, and we're only little Watford, a bunch of wannabe cockernees...don't you watch sky sports?
     
  13. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    PO, have you been to Negros?
     
  14. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    It is the classic softener.

    Stroke Isaac.

    Suuuuper soft.
     
  15. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Refreshing to hear about Nature being the boss.

    She is so often, these days, characterised as a wan, gormless victim, possibly to suit an agenda.

    But, let me ask, which fauna or flora have been driven out by this ruthless lupin diaspora?

    Lichen?

    There’s not much else.

    Forza HH.
     
  16. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Good point.

    Is there any other Yarmouth?
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    About 20 years ago, I drove up there on business.

    I did get confused in the one way system but every time I drew up at a T junction, it was opposite ‘X Tavern’.

    Naturally, that wasn’t it’s name. It was my surname &, for reasons of forum discretion, I like to veil it as ‘X’.

    I’m not Malcolm X or Almen X or any other X.

    I learnt later that there were two pubs of this name in the city centre.

    Oddly, the other place in the world with such a high preponderance of this name is the Turks & Caicos islands.

    Torn emotions on Saturday.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Pass on my best wishes to Mrs Theroux.
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Should probably answer my own question seeing as everyone else is partaking...

    Best - Japan and South Korea. Absolutely loved them both, the food, the bright lights and the countryside. It’s like stepping into the past in one town and then 20 years into the future when you hit the cities. Honourable mention to Melbourne too....

    Worst - Dubai. Had to go for work and absolutely hated the place. Easily the most judgemental destination I’ve ever been where everyone looks down their nose at you unless they believe you have more money than them. I also failed to see what the fuss with Dublin is and much preferred Belfast. Although I admit, I probably didn’t explore Dublin much so could have missed something.

    I work in the music industry and went to The Brits last night and saw Andre Gray a number of times - he didn’t drop a touch of alcohol so can’t blame the misses on being pi**ed. I did spend most of the night staring at Dua Lipa though...

    3-1.
     
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  20. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fan, your presence on here made me think about going to Brazil on hols a little.

    And last year, we did.

    Rio, Iguacu, Manaus & Salvador.

    My son bagged a Fluminense shirt before we even dreamt of Richie Boy.

    Thank you, Fan.
     
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  21. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    SEJ?

    Or Bjork???
     
  22. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Reservist

    Yes. On the Isle of Wight.
     
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  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Football has virtually evaporated from our thoughts.

    It’s as if our lodestar was not SGT but Judith Chalmers.

    (That wanted to autospell as Chalobah.)
     
  24. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Fair play!

    Can’t help feeling that the Norfolk boys have got dragged into a false rivalry on this one.

    There is, believe it or not, a Watford City in North Dakota.

    But we don’t go around calling ourselves Watford Town or Great Watford or Much Watford to distinguish ourselves.

    We’re happy in our skins as ‘Non American Watford FC’.
     
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  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Just seen that in the Gooners heroic 1-2 win over the Swedish amateurs, Wilshere was replaced by Willock.

    It’s actually the perfect name for him.
     
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  26. fan

    fan slow toaster

    I'm glad I could help. even more so that this help was indirect and passive. that's my favourite kind of helping, so thank you for giving me this opportunity to feel good!
     
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  27. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Very, very interesting take on that here.

    Much like "Digger" Merseyside was the making of me. The 'Pool is an exceptionally complex place (like most big cities) - you do know that Merseysiders also mock "professional Scousers".
     
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  28. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Win tomorrow and Southampton/Stoke both lose and that's the season finished for us I recon - can stop caring until the World Cup!
     
  29. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Okaka in squad .

    Likes of Hughes and Femenia back in contention too.

    Don't expect Chalobah back any time soon if Gracia's comments are anything to go by
     
  30. Diamond

    Diamond Squad Player

    0-1

    Best Singapore just for the food.
    Worst Kavos, (still have nightmares about it now)
     
  31. Squibba

    Squibba Predictor Choker 14/15

    I thought she was 18 and felt a bit odd but she's 22 so it's fine. Big day for Warner!
     
  32. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Lawro has predicted a 1-1 Draw
    Margot Robbie a rather enthusiastic 4-0 home win
     
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  33. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth Squad Player

    22 1/2. Absolutely acceptable.
     
  34. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    She also went for Burnley 4 Soton 6.

    Her predictions should carry the suffix ', not'.

    I fancy the Old Sage of Preston will carry the day this week.

    Btw, I noticed on Wiki that Lawrenson's last club was Chesham Utd but that the Generals opted not to select him for the first team.
     
  35. Never argue with Margot Robbie
     

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